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Oh shit! My folks were from Brunswick/Topsham, and I have MANY relatives in Sagadahoc County….i might know this dude….hell, I might be related to him! 😂😂

What an absolute idiot

I’m sure Susan Collins is concerned.

Ahead 49% to 47% the week before he dropped out, and presumably his numbers would have gone down from there.

They have been voting for Collins since 1997 🙄 it's a hard habit to break

Because beating Susan Collins should be the easiest senate seat in the nation for the Democrats to take. It's even?

Seems on brand for Susan Collins.

do these assholes ever consider they’re on camera? 🤣

susan collins has got to go. VOTE OUT EVERY GOP IN NOV. they have enabled djtramps horrendous doings constantly, get out GOP so last 2 yrs. won't be so horrific

It figures!

SUSAN COLLINS MUST GO - ITS TIME.

He looked over his shoulder, stepped back and took a good look (at the house next door, I'm guessing) and never realized what a Ring camera can capture? This guy needs some jail time to sharpen up his skills.

bsky.app/profile/akra...

when metaphors become flesh

How many other packages has he stolen?

No.

Classic ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow!

A republican! Who'd have thought???

Ken Paxton stole a very expensive ($1,000) pen AT A COURTHOUSE. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlHV...

I don't think you know anything about the type of people who sign up for paid canvassing gigs. I would not read all that much into the tattoo.

This is a universal problem with paid canvassers (as a former canvass manager for Dems). These programs really will just take people off the street and give them a T-shirt and a clipboard and a 45 minute training

"I'm very concerned."

Too stupid to recognize a camera when it's pointed in his face.

Excellent!

How did this moron not see the camera?

Collins spokesman says the porch pirate doesn't work or volunteer for their campaign. He just worked for the dark money PAC Stronger America who does Collins's dirty work. That PAC identified and fired him. www.bangordailynews.com/2026/09/17/p...

When I first saw that video I assumed it was staged, nobody could really be that stupid. Wow that's dumb.

Trump would pardon him...

HIs actual name from booking records is Doo-shay Bag.

And make sure Susan Collins knows...her campaign only hires the best people. Oh yeah! And her constituents or anyone that might vote for her.

How dumb can a person be to not understand the ring camera is filming.

😡pos

When opportunity knocks… And you’re the party of a convicted felon? Sure!

Well this is concerning nonetheless

He’s the perfect campaigner for a Republican.

How'd this mf'r not know he was being recorded? How are these people so dumb? My brain just doe not comprehend it. lol (now I guess I'm dumb)

Funny, I saw this story on the extremely right wing what’s up with gas at Facebook page about a porch pirate I bet they won’t be commenting about it any longer now that it has been shown to be a campaigner for Susan Collins.

You know working for Susan Collins's Campaign he's a MAGGOT wouldn't expect anything less

Okay, you have to be an idiot, or just play acting, to stare at a Ring doorbell for a few minutes, then snatch a package & run!?

from upthread

And, again, astounded that people will not consider the very real fact that they are very LIKELY being recorded! And think they will get away with their crime.

This guy should not be hard to find.

👏👏

Susan is very concerned.

Still so on brand for a canvasser for Collin’s opening stealing from her constituents.

And will be either dismissed or slap on the wrist

And willfully stupid people.

Why this is bad news for Biden

With a tat on the back of his forearm. Maybe he'll get arrested.

All the best people.

They are all scum. Only slightly related, but I stand by this fact: If magats aren’t actively raping kids, they’re covering up for someone who is actively raping kids.

Just like Hillary said! Deplorables!

Another Republican rip-off.

😂😂😂

This is what you get when you have to hire people to canvass because you can't inspire anyone enough to volunteer.

Good! They caught him. 👍🏼

Do the police have a lead on the guy who vandalized the local Petting Zoo sign by spray painting the word “Heavy” in front of it??

That's about right.

Theft is the Republican agenda.

note: this came ahead of any statement from Susan Collins expressing any concern

Republicans….

God bless the Internet!

beep beep

SMH

Only the best people

He'd be employee of the year as a regime cabinet gofer.

Well, look at his role model.

I really do hope charges are coming. Some MAGA/GOP person will help this guy. Tell us this guy was not stealing. He was borrowing.

Just another republican getting his prerequisites before he will run for office.

Let him choose which hand to cut off.

Collins very concerned, but says he has learned his lesson and doesn't need prison.

so, not the sharpest tool in the shed...

No worries, republicans will steal your donations in any form.

Ha!

🤣

😂😂🤬

The next ambassador to Jamaica

Has Susan released a statement yet announcing that he has been promoted in her campaign?

Had to check out the package first to make sure it was worth stealing??! Just wow..🤯

🤬🤬

YES!

Forthcomig? Is this 1860?

So not a trans person or immigrant?

👏👏👏

They steal in congress, now they’re sending them to your house to steal. Damn!!

Shes been ripping off Americans for years !!

Being a thief is standard for being a Republican. I hope he was arrested and jailed

Got rid of anything Meta the day Trump was elected, the first time. Happy to hear it the right decision...

anyone associated with the republicans or the republicans themselves.

What's his name?

They're all class those maga nuts

That’s so on message for these mf’s

this the October surprise but early?

That boy was BOOKING the hell outta there!

United Association of Package Thieves issue statement distancing themselves from Collins canvassers

Stealing packages. Stealing elections. Gotta steal something

Just another lowlife corrupt repug

Is this why they pray, "And lead me not into temptation"

That Greek thing about how you behave when you think no one is watching, as a test of character.

How is that supposed to help Susan Collins? I really don't understand politics. Also, who killed Nolan Wells?

Next step. Prison. Wait. No, not prison. Sorry. I meant the Trump Administration; they like his can-do attitude.

i hope they were maybe that’d get her to stop for a sec and actually think about what she’s doing … nah… “I hope Collins' clutchin' pearls weren't in that package”

OMG typical GOP

Not surprised. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/09/amer...

Only the best people...

Doesn’t he know that Donold J Trump is the only thief protected from prosecution by SCOTUS and he won’t allow others to be in on his grift.

hardly surprising. she hired proud boys to be her campaign staffers. she is just a nazi and now that the mask is off she is just openly working with nazis

lol it doesn't pay to commit crimes, you gonna get caught... ~<3

Such a smart thief!! Showed his face and complete outfit, stood there waiting on camera, then took off running as if he’s hiding or getting away with it 😂

Susan Collins has voted to steal women’s rights over their own bodies, health care for low income Mainers, and all of the benefits removed by Trump’s “big beautiful bill.” Of course she attracts other thieves.