DWEEBY BRIDGERS

The internet was a bad idea.

I really need to get over my visceral hatred of the Crystal Ballroom because I totally balked at seeing OSEES play there a bit ago. The band is in top form. (And Brigid is BACK!) youtu.be/fTmmYzD4QQk?...

prolly not good that we are now the country ousted crocked despots flee to

Had the worst anxiety nightmare last night. Was at an outdoor concert, RHCP were on stage and they started playing a cover of Beastie Boys' SURE SHOT and I was so upset I took a video to send to everybody but every time I tried to write some text, autocorrect fucked it up to unintelligible nonsense

Listen man all I’ll say is that Kennedys used to be a solved problem

Someone should ask him who invented the numerals he uses to count tapeworms in his sewage milk.

Please, announcers, for the love of Christ stop saying Ballhalla. We get it. It’s clever but you are killing me.

Just got my water bill today. $580. But OK.

Kevin, what color is the sky in your world?

Can't sleep, clown will eat me

I need some “do not eat” earrings myself

Did . . . I just see a commercial for a product that shuts down a company’s rouge AI? Are we already there?

Blazers win, Thorns win, Timbers win, (curse broken), the weather has turned, T2 plays tonight in the playoffs. Portland is so back

My brother quite literally believes I am a member in (the very organized) ANTIFA organization.

I had an employee once who came to work and excitedly told me about earlier in the day on the way to her other job was almost run over by Sean Penn hastily exiting a Cheesecake Factory trying to light a cigarette. Thanks, Obama (for reminding me of that great story).

Women’s sports face enough real problems. Don’t buy into this made up one villainizing the Trans community.

It wasn’t in the headline but the NYT mentioned it in the story but they also said he was allegedly ‘pirating’ the bus at the time so . . .

It’s kinda weird that they only made two HELLBOY films. Yep. Only two. Seems like they could have done more with all that great material. But just the two though.

I made it the farthest I’ve ever gotten in MEGALOPOLIS (60 minutes) and I don’t know why I keep trying. It’s worse than AI tbh. I need to stop doing this to myself.

*me drunk af shouting from the back* “WHO CARES!! DID YOU POINT AT THE SNAKE OR THE GIRAFFE?!”

Wait really?

No Kings means banning the king-like Presidential Pardon once and for all.

If you recognize this don't forget to take your pills today

Just watched THIS IS SPARKLEHORSE and yeah it crushed me like I thought it would.

For a long time I would get asked this same question about Milk & Cheese. For the last few years it's been Eltingville. And while I'd love it if more folks checked out my other work as well (esp Beasts of Burden), I'm not complaining. I'm grateful for the Eltingville fandom. Reignited my career.

This fucking place just can't stop polluting

Make yourself comfortable, assholes.

The whole world no longer smells like cigarettes.

"Get bent, Zuckerberg." - Mirriam-Webster

All due respect to your states but, as an Oregonian, I am sick and tired of hearing about Iowa/Ohio/Maine/Minnesota/Texas.