L-EEK!

and yes I did spend twenty american dollars for a printed photo commemorating the time I met snoopy

Neighbour mowing his lawn fully in the dark at 7pm. I’m not saying it’s too late for the noise but there’s something about it that just seems unseemly

9 pitch inning (derogatory)

Listen man all I’ll say is that Kennedys used to be a solved problem

Oh nothing, just holding my cat on my lap and playing her belly like an air guitar

Normally I think pretty dimly of the "safety" hand-wringing behind mall trick-or-treating or truck-or-treat but in a town where Swan Boy lives it's actually pretty prudent.

One thing I find just incredibly sweet and romantic is Conan O'Brien meeting his wife on-camera as a part of a Late Night remote, but insisting he's never watched it because the memory is perfect in his mind

My team got absolutely goalied last night and found out after the game that the goalie who shut us down is a 20 year-old former AAA junior and prep school team player. Why is this kid down in Division 21 lmao

Finally, the league has some REAL skin in the game about the odds of a guy snapping his achilles, and they want to share it with me as well

In "Peanuts," Linus first mentioned the Great Pumpkin on October 26, 1959, creating what would go on to become an indelible cultural icon. Here’s that strip, followed by the rest of that week’s dailies:

Seahawks have been doing their best to let KC keep it close and the Chiefs just keep saying no thank you

Ken Walker, man. Wish he was still a Seahawk

Indie Movie Just 85 Minutes Of Production Company Logo Animations

The Heritage Classic is opening with Métis fiddling and jigging. Winnipeg >>>>>>

If I was there it wouldn’t have gone down like that

About to see You Can See Everything. I have mostly seen Nathan Fielder memes and his old segments for This Hour Has 22 Minutes. Let’s go

One of the only things I miss about Twitter is that sometimes if I posted about how much I like David Krumholtz, he would see and fave it. One time he thanked me.

-David Krumholtz fans

This isn’t goofy, he’s right

I think it looks good

He’s right

This is beautiful and pure. Brewers in four.

Jace accidentally stumbled into a minefield by asking me to pick colours for light switch and outlet plates. The answer is WHITE

I think the new Scrubs should get JD and Elliot back together one final time just for kicks

Much to Albertans’ chagrin, they are just like Quebec: unable to secede, incredibly racist

Toby’s turn now

Snoopy is excited to have a daddy daughter day while he works

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We're having painters come to do part of our main floor today, so the cats are down here in the basement with me (normally they are locked out due to pee crimes/biting papa's warhammer figures). So instead of me hearing Jace's exasperated cries of "Frankie!!!" it's the other way around.

Bsky dot app

My beautiful son Seth did not win but he DID score and he played really well and that’s what matters. I’m taking him out for a McFlurry.

I could be trusted with a tshirt cannon

You know I’m reppin my boy Jarvo!!!

I may hate the Oilers but their indigenous logo is still tight as shit

“Fans at the game on Mar. 11 will not only get to see their hometown Pelicans, but they’ll also get a chance to immerse themselves in the game of basketball through an array of special programming designed to capture the excitement of NBA competition.” — Sam Shannon, Pelicans spokesperson

I told Jace I was going to buy a hot dog at the oilers game and she accused me of being a secret millionaire

Of course Alberta and Ontario, the provinces with widespread legalized online gambling, oppose it. The Alberta Government literally runs a sportsbook that's the jersey sponsor of the Oilers and Flames.

This Swanboy comic really got me. Good job @bransonreese.bsky.social, I hope you're happy that I guffawed out loud swanboy.com/comic/puzzle...

telling people the Bucs wear the creamsicle throwbacks because they reject an independent Ireland

Refereeing is an incredibly difficult job and also I think it's funny when a ref union has to issue a statement saying "Yeah okay so we shouldn't have let that guy take six undribbled steps right in front of two of us. That's on us."

Hegseth probably wanted that globe because it still has Rhodesia on it

I still think fondly about the first Airbnb I ever did, where I rented a room in a nice Chicago couple's house. They were actors who worked in hospitality, and they gave me fun reccs, invited me to hang out with their actor friends, and made the city approachable. It's never been that good again.

If I was president I'd make it illegal for a college to be called ______ State if the first word isn't the state name.

Absolutely deranged that the Dream and the WNBA gave Enes Kanter a luxury box rather than ban him from the fucking game