Bimbo Deeznuts

Bimbo Deeznuts

@bimbodeeznuts.bsky.social

the internet was a mistake

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I will never forget the day my parents took us to the Cheesecake Factory. The awe we felt when they ushered us past the velvet rope to our table, bedecked with cheesecakes of every description. The respect they showed us, despite our dirty coal miner’s fingers, despite not knowing how to use a fork

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my wedding night turning from joy to horror as my bride takes advantage of my slumber to untie the mysterious green ribbon affixed to the base of my penis

I’ve never “felt” weird. That said, I’d been informed by my bullies (which were both students and staff at a conservative christian school in West Texas) that I was, in fact, weird… usually at the end of a fist or paddle. Tiktok helped me figure out it was autism. I wish my bullies the worst.

Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social

QUESTION OF THE DAY: This sounds like a joke question, but it isn’t. If it doesn’t apply to you, fine. But it’s a serious question with different levels of meaning. And I am genuinely curious. When did you first realize you were weird?

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