Juniper Wolf

Vintage problems require vintage solutions #weirdcarbs #fordfuckinranger

I love my 95 Saturn SW2, but I've been debating selling because parts are getting harder to come by. I've always wanted a convertible, so of course I've been looking at Miatas. Some part of my dumbass brain though is like

🎶 Look at my son 🎶 #jumpingspider #spider

Ah yes, tub chickens.

I have a type. #weirdcarbs

#meme #flock

We got our cat a cat. She hated him at first, but now they are besties.

Everything sucks but this is Toast.

I wonder how concerned about myself I should be when #twentyonepilots lyrics start hitting really close to home again.

Watching the oil in my pink #parishilton skillet shimmer like

My wife giggles in her sleep pretty often. Thankfully it's the "aww, your dreams sound cute" sort and not the pitch that would make me call a priest.

My friend gave me a tiny trophy and it fits a pack of Gushers

ALL HAIL THE BIG CHICKEN #bigchicken #marietta

#genai #ai

The Element got hauled off to probably be totaled, yet the Saturn remains.

Well, there it is. One of the worst things I've seen on here. I'm sure the Ts and Cs of this site would stop me from saying what I'd prefer to.

One of the few nice things about being a millennial, is that anytime someone at a home improvement store tries to solicit you about your home and "what would you change about it", if you tell them you rent they'll absolutely believe you. I technically own a little house but you can't guess that.

Party hard. #saturdaynight

Sometimes the antique store has the good stuff.

One of the weirdest terf takes to me is "trans is a mental illness", full stop. Well no. But, why is that a negative? You should be trying to make sure there's resources to help. You should want people to have their best lives despite any mental challenges. Just shows how shit they are.

My window feeder had its first visitor! 😍 #bird #birds #cardinal #northerncardinal

“You’re taking glee in a company dropping?” Buddy, you’re in for a wild ride when you hear what I think about corporations

In an act of bravery reminiscent of the acts of courage that periodically occurred in 1930s Germany, this happened at the Kennedy Center. 🙌🙏💪👏👊👇

Today he is 10! Happy birthday, sir. #dog #dogsky #barton

“not all men” you’re right, Garrus Vakarian would never.

Tech bros are just as weird, high and evil as Wall Street guys but they are also carrying a chip on their shoulder from being absolutely unfuckable which kind of makes them worse.

Another post reminded me of the time when I was in Sunday school (boo hiss) as a kid, and the teacher/leader/whatever confidently told the room animals/pets only had instinct, they don't/can't feel love. Never seen a group of children turn against a grown man so quickly.

REMEMBER: if your company is no longer supporting DEI, ALWAYS USE THE ACRONYM

Mlem. #dog #dogs

me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service

Picked up a film canister to hold my photography labels and I think it'll work out nicely. #photography #35mm #eastmankodakcompany

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.” – John Lewis

Instead of using ChatGPT, why not just get a family member to lie to you while they set fire to a tree?

Mmmm yes very good Bird of the Day, thanks. #bird #birds #pigeon

Finally, my tax dollars are being used for something good.

[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror] i am the horror and i will be persisting

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

voice training not to sound feminize but to pass as canadian instead of american

Imagine DOGE opens your mail and finds your household electric bill. To eliminate this cost, they burn your house down without warning. Then they total up the bills that, as a homeless person, you will never again pay. On its website, DOGE boasts about the money it has saved you.