saskatchewan potato utility (redux)

It's giving existential terror

I don't need Lactaid because I consume dairy with a pure heart

You can always tell when you get to the right gate for a flight to Regina because of the dire sartorial circumstances

You've got to hand it to Tim Hortons. They know how to make a truly disgusting breakfast sandwich.

I think we should step aside and allow the wild hogs to have their time

BRAVE: This relatively young woman has accepted her gruesome fate!

Imagine the fire department shows up to put out your house fire but instead you watch them burn to death in a lithium battery fire in their own truck

People always want to talk about how a single sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim but that's ancient history. I do believe that a single box of Kraft Dinner would kill King Charles right fucking now.

My Heart Will Go On on the dance mix is a recession indicator

Gotta start writing again so I can tell people who ask that I'm a journalist instead of the excruciatingly boring actual answer

"What stage of capitalism is this?" It's all the same capitalism buddy

Jim Farney retire bitch

This is what no class analysis does to a motherfucker

The Westminster System understanders have logged on

If you must get addicted to something try to get addicted to something they sell at the gas station or your life is going to be a pain in the ass

I think this bird wants to fight me

My guess is there are more fascists in the Canadian military than the US military

Imagine seeing this young man and not thinking "I should take a picture"

Woman from northern Ontario asked me if we have reserves in Saskatchewan

It's damaging to the psyche of monolingual English speakers that most everywhere they go they can find signage in English even if it's not an English-speaking country. Cultivates an arrogance and sense of superiority that causes spiritual decay.

The airport is so good for when you want to see the most psychically toxic straight couples on the face of the earth

No Canadian has ever escaped samsara

We're like six months away from the US Otto Warmbiering a Canadian who swipes a miniature American flag on a tour of DC

We hope you enjoyed your complimentary "Get Fucked Chrystia Freeland." We now return to our regularly scheduled "Get Fucked All of You."

make televisions credenzas again

Finding an old class picture from elementary school and realizing the teacher you thought was a decrepit senior citizen on the verge of retirement was like 42

very cool: ctv confirms that competition bureau is looking into landlords using AI for price-fixing, following Breach stories i worked on www.ctvnews.ca/business/art...

I have never in my life wanted an app to send me a reminder notification. I am ignoring this notification for deep rooted psychological reasons that are inscrutable to me but by which I am compelled to abide

Uber for babysitters would usher in a new golden age of babysitter horror films so who can say if it's bad

Pretty sure he's in hibernation but whatever

This person is upset that I cast aspersions on Canada's largest city.

Pearson haters rise up