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I think my haircut is finally coming back into style

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

mexican TV is awesome

Your monthly reminder that if you're using ChatGPT to do your science, you're failing your colleagues, community, and all of us. Here, ChatGPT makes up data and presents it as the real thing — then apologizes when confronted.

Forever haunted by a dream that was too late.

I'm a fuck nut who knows what I'm doing, and it's evil.

Tonight, i exhibited the evils of alcohol, and i need to be better. (wraps a piece of ham around string cheese and devours in two bites)

The familiar after church aroma of beast and beans

Have succeeded in making hot sauce using peppers from the garden. Once I stop coughing I may need to try it on some chicken bites.

This plane smells like piss.

punkin dunkin

Sadly, after tonight, this is the last of the season's goodness. It's avictory. I've seen smaller pumpkins. #IgnoreTheBooze #AltText

20 years later, and I'm sporting something different. Time to change the pin.

I said Richard Skerrit, but it was Tom Skerrit. Oh well, he was always a side-piece anyway.

The problem here is that the song was already ruined before you intervened.

Hell yeah, playa.

Hastily screen captured clip of a track off most recent ep “Local Dark”

no one can accuse me of being unamerican when I'm up here getting fat and malnourished at the same time.

The OG is here to fuck!

Not-so-fun size

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another day, another empty threat from a bucktooth southern pigfucker

planets with mermaids

I'm starting to think that all of these phone numbers aren't really James Talarico's.

Evergreen

ignatiusmusic.bandcamp.com

True

Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.

I've lived in this house for nearly 10 years and never pissed in my backyard. That changes tonight!

How we doin, America?

How we doin, America? #PerFoxNews

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Anyone who hasn't made a claim on their auto insurance needs to ram their car into a mailbox or light pole right away, before these assholes come for your policy.

Behold! The Man Bear Pig. 1/2 margarita, 1/2 cosmopolitan, 1/2 gin & tonic. 150% delicious.

Locutus efficiency tip: We all need to regenerate.

It’s Coming Out Day. That shit is scary. Especially right now. You shouldn’t have to keep yourself a secret. Not for family, friends, safety, or job security. But only you can decide the ifs/whens. The most important thing on a day like this is to love yourself, whatever that means in your life.

why do nazis keep showing up

I’m an alcoholic, not a wino!!!!

No

I know two words in French and they're both here

He did not lie. And his lips moved. I don't know where to place myself in this universe.

If you ain't been knowin' our President gets his kneepads out for Putin, then your stupid ass didn't wanna know.

my birthday is coming up if anyone wants to buy me a shirt that says shut the fuck up bitch on it. I would wear it every day

mark zuckerberg look like an animatronic ass polyp

elon musk look like his mom got pregnant in the wrong hole