johnny deformed

the birth of your mama and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

tbh you can skip elementary school because everything they teach there is yeoman ball knowledge at best

*taps mic and leans in too closely* some of y'all need to up up down down left right left right B A contributing member of society

"I can't believe we caught the Zodiac Killer and you let him just walk out of his cell! You're a terrible prison guard!" "hey pal, don't victim blame me!" years later when Zodiac has killed 30 more people, folks in this thread march with signs: "JUSTICE FOR THE PRISON GUARD; IT WASN'T HIS FAULT"

Io whines more these days and it absolutely short circuits my fucking brain I don't want to be mad at her. my brain just literally gets mad as hell about intruding sounds on an unpredictable timer

imagine being the guy at Valve who added the clown emoji/react like "yeah let's put in a clown one too just as a way for people to razz each other" only to find you have financially incentivized kids to post actual Nazi propaganda for fractions of a fucking penny

Lula needs to consolidate the win and frogmarch every one of these fucks into the ocean

Personally I'm *against* drowning children to death...

Io always freaks out when I have to apply her completely painless ointment to her back Maybe next time don't get ringworm!

some amount of these guys think they can manifest outcomes by showing that prediction markets are up on their chosen guy but if you're a normal person, what you ought to read from these is "hey look at all the assholes that are gonna get fucking soaked if we turn out for our guy instead"

Imagine being one of those guys trying to sell you on the idea that ass men are some kind of barbaric anomaly. "Listen, White Man, you're only allowed to like Sydney Sweeney now." One of those freaks that scares off the normies if ever allowed offline

All my life I thought if this guy ran for office I'd finally be represented, and it turns out I actually need him and his entire administration and network of affiliates prosecuted.

If I see a post in German or about Germany there's like a 90% chance it's Sebastian. If not, it's Josh Sawyer.

hell yeah brother permanent revolution

If you call a wrestling faction some weak shit like The Last Outfit, I'm calling them The Wrong Trousers 🤼‍♂️

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I was joking when I suggested calling them "The Bang Dogs Gang," but that was before they rolled out something worse in "The Last Outfit."

I am enough of a petty bitch that I have requested "True Faith 94" at karafun when they have regular True Faith the drum sound is so much better!