Bryan Simmons

"You fucking war criminal!" -- Hegseth's talk is interrupted again

Did James Talarico tell his grandmother that he thought he might be gay? Oh, no! That was JD Vance! Has James Talarico been in a 15 year mentor-protégé relationship with gay billionaire Peter Thiel? Oh, no! That was JD Vance! Did James Talarico pose in drag? Oh, no! That was JD Vance!

I have a pretty good idea who should be the next White House press secretary. (yes, this is a real photo)

You know who else was salty about Nobel prizes? No, really.

SUSAN COLLINS: I was successful in getting road salt removed from the Canada tariff list TROY JACKSON: What about everything else? We can't eat road salt

No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

incredible this will get little to no coverage

FUN FACT: The Bible doesn't say *anything* about abortion. Ever. Well, except for the time God provides a handy recipe for a magic potion to induce an involuntary one. Numbers 5:11-31

First Lady Natalie Harp returns to the White House late last night after traveling all day with the president #TravelWithNatalie (Alex Wroblewski/AFP via Getty)

OMG.... Trump just gave out Tom Cotton’s cell number over the daylight savings bill.

Katie Phang: "Get the fuck out of here. Are you kidding me? You think it's a good use of taxpayers time and money to be able to do illegal redactions and withholds that are now forcing me to have to go and sue? Are you joking? But this is how Todd Blanche thinks."

I don't take tips on virtue from a man who used a pic of his stillborn child for a GoFundMe campaign for his children's burial garden named "Lincoln’s Place" when the project was never built, and Ogles repeatedly refused to disclose what happened to the tens of thousands of dollars donated.

i'm not over Alito saying we shouldn't count ballots that are mailed on or before Election Day but arrive shortly afterwards bc they can “radically flip” the “apparent outcome” cannot stress enough that, until all ballots are counted, there's no outcome to flip! ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/alito...

He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.

Fox News details new Fox News polling that is BRUTAL for Trump -- there's been a 15 point swing on inflation toward Democrats over the last four years (note how salty John Roberts is about this)

When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras.

This is the same person who shamed Kamala Harris for supposedly sleeping her way to success. She can take a seat and STFU.

One Ossoff joke produced more coordinated deployment than most NATO exercises.

Richard Nixon was never arrested for his crimes, but his Attorney General John Mitchell was—for helping Nixon cover them up. Have fun with the next administration, Todd Blanche!

One America, where the man on the left is so ignorant he had to pay someone else to take the SAT for him. Another America, where the man on the right is a Rhodes Scholar.

Ted Cruz says Texas is 3rd world country.

here's today's post: "did Preznit Fuckwit understand that he was talking to a fake Teddy Roosevelt?" — how through the looking glass are we, that we even have to ask? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Thanks,Governor Newsom......

in today's post are the eulogies written by daughter Katie and bff Kathy and delivered at last week's memorial service for my late wife Claudia Long. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Besides the fact that he didn’t vandalize anything, the 3-time Olympian is 67 years old and has been retired from competition for 24 years.

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Wheels of justice turn (very) slowly: moped stolen in 1984 returned to owner

Imagine reading this article and thinking Gender Studies is unnecessary as an academic discipline. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/u...

Anti abortion activists said “leaving abortion to the states” would alleviate partisan rancor and get the justices out of the “abortion umpire business.” Now they’re demanding the courts force pro choice states to help enforce abortion bans. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

If true, that’s not a ceasefire. That’s a bribe.

The misogynistic smearing of a former First Lady at a White House event sanctioned by a President … is a stain that will not be removable

🚨BREAKING: DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT HIS 80TH BIRTHDAY UFC FREEDOM 250 EVENT.

why is Hunter Biden — he of the freakishly ginormous trouser trout — social media's newest star? because he's righteously angry, and because he can laugh at himself. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4xaPzNL

On our way to court!!! But not as a defendant!!! Very cool!!!!!

Guess what was on CBS last night? NO ONE KNOWS! Why? Because NO ONE WAS WATCHING! Morning to you there, Bari

Dear @cnn.com :: small correction :: I’m seeking $8.647 million.

Uh No,That's President Obama, Who Actually Had A Nuclear Deal With Iran, That Didn't Cost 13 American Lives,And Billions Of Misspent Money........

Preznit Fuckwit's Memorial Day Speech was an incoherent, shameful disgrace that he turned into a brag-fest about who had the best wars. I know, you're shocked to hear this. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock it to pieces. link is here: bit.ly/4v2swmo

Trump "blinked" for a long time during Pete Hegseth's Memorial Day speech

Can we maybe try a Gen X next? Right now boomers have had 6, X has had zero presidents. And we have 40 trillion in debt to show for it

Yesterday a few folks pointed out that Trump has changed major details about his reflecting pool project since he announced it in late April. I've created a video with graphics that point out how much he's lied about it. This includes edits of longer rambling statements.

Carrie Fisher’s daughter Billie Lourd watches her mother in the original STAR WARS with her children on May the 4th 💞

happy monday! infowars.com

A leader who can never find the source of his own problems isn't strong. He's loud. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. Opening June 19.