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every walk is a walk of shame when you work for the repubblekuns

It just might!!

Travel with Natalie is going to love this!

😂

She still riding in the trunk?

We know Malania doesn’t really master the art of speaking American, but have we ever heard her speak?

May she enjoy many years of plantar fasciitis and bunions.

Where is her bag?

Oh, I thought that was Ivanka.

In college, the was the walk of shame.

hopefully she’s washed her hands

This is what daddy likes.

Walk of Shame

a long stride in her walk for a woman 5’4 inches. It is of no significance but only an observance from the photo.

I don’t believe this for a second. 1. What possible opportunity has she had for a relationship? 2. Who would want to marry a woman who will never be home? 3. Seriously… she hangs around Trump 24/7 and doesn’t have a huge wedding at one of his properties?

Eyer Styer is probably one of felonpedi's illegitimate sons or maybe Harpoon is his long lost daughter. Or possibly an ai constructed version of ???

😂😂😂🙌

Imagine getting married to someone who sucks 80 year old cock for a living.

You can reserve Jack Styer & Mitzi Styer are some names that are on the list

No way in hell she’s leaving daddy before midterms. No way, no how.

Not convinced that he exists and she is getting married. Can't see her leaving trumps side, she behaves and writes notes like she wants to be joined at the hip with Trump.

John Styer? are you sure it's not John Barron?

Not the Natalie Harp in Trump's administration.

“get tore up from the floor up.”? Some very odd wording in there, and they don’t seem to have many actual plans nailed down. Oh and come to the ceremony, a long drive out of town, but you can’t watch it, no one can.

This reads as though a bot wrote it. This isn't real.

Now we have to retire that phrase 😒 They need to be put down with a foot down.

Seems clear to me that parents, grandparents, and close friends will have to go though a lottery process if they want to attend Natalie's "very unique" wedding ceremony.

"Our permit for our wedding"?!?!?!?!?

Is Daddy trump one of the six people? Doubtful.😂

It reads like the winning entry in a "most inconvenient wedding plan" contest.

I'm from Nevada. We don't call it "the Red Rocks."

How many bets say he is suddenly sick or has something urgent to attend to between the “ceremony” and “reception”

All of you are missing the point. Apparently whenever Miller isn’t available Natalie writes his posts.

Is she part of their animal husbandry breeding program now? I have so many questions.

I don't see Natalie Harp in her 5"heels ever getting married in Red Rocks with only 6 guests. This is BS.

I’m surprised she’s having such a cheap ass wedding 

No photos of him anywhere on the Internet. Has to be made up.

That is the saddest wedding page - announcement / invitation - I’ve ever seen. Bleak

I noticed that too.

Talk about a cheapskate wedding where (& when) the hell is the food being served? Just cake?? I’ve been to my kid’s friend’s birthday parties where they provided far better than this.

Uh huh.

No photos, and such a private ceremony that the wedding website says, “you can’t come”!

I thought EAL. I taught many newcomers and this reads like something written by someone for whom English is not a first language

That’s what I thought. 🤔 It as most reads like Natalie is marrying someone fake in an alternative reality.

“All of the items we will be doing” Really?

This has to be made up, right? It’s too ridiculous to be true

It’s gonna be a bit crowded, or is this a throuple?

You must go to the Red Rocks

I bet it’s a sham. Trump would never allow her to get married.

When did she have time to even have a drink with him?

He’s probably like Tim Scott’s wife. Pretend.

Or Ron Vara?

she’s an operative controlling trump for her boss. mark these words. she’s no helpless victim of a cult.

(Them legs giving Chicken Hawk danger. Don't skip leg day) I see her more then JD Vance doing the Whitehouse task. V.P. Harp.

I say calling her a 'lady' is a bit of a stretch.

Gotta show leg to keep his attention

Gotta be not right in the head to be fawning over that rancid orange sack of shit!💩

😂😂😂😂

You mean Ava

Well, bless her heart... 😝🙃🙄🤢🤮🤮🤮

she is always smiling, as instructed, like a stepford wife who's dead inside.

She's.....ugh!

Donny’s Barbie

Maybe Melania will take him out!

Minister of Propaganda: the author of 90% of all Trump slop.

First Bimbo, maybe? Or mistress, perhaps ? Nope, I’ve got it: First Side Piece

She lives upstairs at the White House I suppose ..

Look at that spring in her step. He must've had a solid poop last night.

So excited and blissfully tired, she tried to wind down before nodding off to sleep. But so hard ... so many thoughts. S-o-- m-a-n-y --t-h-o-u-g-h-t-s.

First Harpy?

Late night 🍄‍🟫 hunt.

She has a very rude awakening coming!!

Hey, those diapers ain’t gonna change themselves.

She should smile more.

that ever-present smile is creepy af

More please

Gotta prepare the commodes…

Ouch.

👀

Eva Braun strolling to the bunker 👎🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Yes that’s it…

Does she look like Ivanka? 🤔

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

You're wrong she's not the First La... oh... I see (I'm sarcastic great comment @atrupar.com )

She speaks english

😉👍🏼👌🏼😂 #10-17-26_no_kings #vote_early #believe_the_victims #pedo_rapist_felon_trump #trump_epstein_files #epstein_pimped_melania #idaho_gop_are_pedo_supporters

Under Trump's bed. Like the troll that she is.

Yes

LOLOLOL 🤣

Nat’s a “small jobs” specialist.

There are no words for all that depravity.

Don't you mean au pair? Lot's of diaper changing.

“Lady”?

She's crazy like a fox!

Is the fatal attraction boiling rabbit done?

First Mommy Natalie Harp

She’s hurrying to run Trump’s bath and lay out his diaper.

Pretty sure it's because that's the way BossDaddy likes her best. Her body and facial expressions are very childlike, and "dressing" her like that turns on the old pedophile.

Yep. Melania is so lucky.

Still believe her infatuation ends poorly for her. Think “Fatal Attraction” poorly once she realizes Trump is through with her.

Just imagine what’s on her hands…

JUST IMAGINE...Biden traveled with an attractive young assistant? Why is the press ignoring that we don't have a first lady but we have a first stalker? They HOUNDED Hilary, "why don't you leave him??" But Caligula has a girlfriend and no questions.

Melania is just relieved that she doesn’t have to be there at his beck and call anymore.