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I once got nick fuentes to block me on Twitter by asking him about the time he shit his pants in Highschool

It’s such a fucked dichotomy that I feel like everything is the worst it’s ever been but also that it’s the first time I’ve ever felt genuinely hopeful for the leaders we have put forth in this election

The user experience on Bluesky would increase tremendously if they limited the amount of gifs you were allowed to post a day. Begone boomers and bots.

Obviously conservatives are the best example of this but there’s a bit of it in all of us rat fucks

Americans are skaven

Next Wednesday:

Not at all a hot take but if AI was as revolutionary as they claim they wouldn’t have to advertise it. Penicillin was a revolutionary discovery for medicine but I can’t find any ads for it

It’s really hard for me not see the message of vivek’s ad as “if someone rapes your 12 year old I’ll protect the abuser. Vote Vivek”

if i was running for governor of ohio i would probably be against pedophilia. but maybe vivek ramaswamy knows something i don’t

I feel like that ad is also far more effective when bigots are complacent and their problems imaginary. Like 2024 America had so many problems but the bigots weren’t really experiencing them. Now the bigots have to pay high grocery and gas prices and that matters to them more than being anti trans

Did the Ukrainian strikes actually effect bot traffic. Literally one minute I see everyone say yes and then the next everyone says no

twitter is a nicer and friendlier place than bluesky: false bluesky has some of the most aggressively hectoring, pedantic weirdos on the entire internet: true

Shane Gillis fans are such absolute little baby boy losers. They lose their little baby boy minds when you say he isn’t funny.

I have a bunch of tasks. I know I’ll make a list “+1 task has been added to your journal” Goddammit

I want to live in a world where at very least the people who set this into motion at the very least don’t get to enjoy the fruits of their work.

I would put up with Lin Manuel Miranda if I got more muppet content.

It genuinely doesn’t matter but I’m still pissed off they changed the point scale on SATs a few years after I took it. I have no idea what my score looks like comparatively and it bothers me

Hahaha rest in piss Bakker fucking felonious ghoul

Pretty fed up with global fascism. Don’t know what to do about that

Can’t wait for Europe to collectively tell Brazil to go fuck itself and that they’re all garbage pieces of shit. Oh is that not on the table like after November 2024? What’s so different I wonder? Maybe Americans aren’t uniquely stupid. Anyway good luck with your French hitler that’ll soon be in.

That clip of Eddie izzard talking about how she feels the need to tiptoe nowadays makes me so fucking sad.

Modern day gospel imo

BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...

My almond mom came out as nonbinary so now they’re my pistachio parent.

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

I know we’re all making jokes about how he can’t grow a beard but just to be clear he means black people. He doesn’t think having a beard makes you a “bad soldier” he thinks being black makes you a “bad soldier”

Why have I not seen anyone point out that these guys literally look like fuzzy versions of the adipose babies

*sung to the theme of Full House*

A good corn bread will do that to you

Classism in America is bad and not improving but when compared to the UK we’re basically playing little league

Jacksfilms is by far the most interesting YouTuber if you’re judging by career progression.

Freakazoid and shego are cousins

Reddit moderators make me extremely pro death penalty. I want to live in a world where being a Reddit mod is like being an aristocrat in revolutionary France.

It’s really strange to read about a mental illness I’ve never heard of before and not identify with it lmao. I’m so used to being like “oh doesn’t everyone feel that way?” Anyway, moral OCD sounds awful I’m sorry for yall.

Fuck scorsese. The best Catholic movie is nacho libre

If and when I stop being vain I’m gonna start hobbit-maxxing

i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.

My cats have objectively the best cat names so I am extremely judgy of other people’s cats names. Shelter employees seem almost dedicated to giving the worst names.

Can the people I like stop saying stupid shit on here

The death throes of American culture are so fucking lame dude

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

If European countries & other signatories to the International Criminal Court have any self-respect, they'd sanction Rubio & Trump for obstructing investigations of Netanyahu's war crimes.

Getting old is such bullshit what do you mean it hurts to headbang now

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Sometimes I feel almost facile saying any of this,I think because I assume my audience already agrees, but it has not become any less true that ICE ought to be abolished, Palestine ought to be free, trans people ought to be fully recognized as their gender, and also that’s not a complete list either

I should be allowed to brandish at people trying to start a road rage with me

There’s a group of losers on this website all vying for the top spot of “most annoying poster pretending to be Sherman” Pretending to be a historical figure is cringe enough but these dorks pick the most overhyped, actual dogshit human being to use as their anti-Trump avatar