Bobby Gorham

Exactly! It’s actually a Bullshit factory!

This feels very not okay. All we need are some voter fraud vigilantes gunning for a million dollars! 🤡

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Trump mocks Ossoff for having "tiny arms and legs" (Who wants to tell him?)

He’s MAD

Beyond parody: Iowa Republican congressional candidate Joe Mitchell presented Trump with a “Man of the Century Award” last night, declaring that Trump has done “more for humanity and for America than any other president ever.”

Trump: "I've settled 8 wars, think of that. Did I get the Nobel Prize, no? DID I GET THE NOBEL PRIZE?"

MELANIA: "You give me jewelries." UKRAINE: "No." MELANIA: "OK, you give me MORE jewelries." UKRAINE: "No." MELANIA: "OK, we have deal. Call press."

😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?

NBA superstar LeBron James, who despises Trump, warms up during the national anthem. Trump demands an apology for disrespecting America. The most corrupt, racist motherfucker to ever occupy the White House thinks he gets to decide who disrespects America. Fuck all the way off.

From bad to worse

What is with these guys and asses?

JD Vance: "This Democrat Party needs an ass kicking"

And this basket of deplorables laughs and claps at his embarrassing babbling like demented, trained seals.

"I just trust President Trump. Everything that he's said, he's always been right about. I believe he'll continue to be right about everything."

JD Vance: "There is no person who hates the idea of people enriching themselves fraudulent over access to the government than Donald J Trump"

It’s all true. We are calling it …. Operation Valkyrie. And despite being German, we all have British accents. Or we are Tom Cruise and don’t even bother with an accent. Either way, we must show the world that we are not all like him.

JUST IN: Virginia Democratic state Sen. Louise Lucas has been indicted on federal racketeering, marijuana trafficking, and money laundering conspiracy charges, CNN reports.

truer words were never spoken Don

Trump: "DeCarlos Brown Jr. Junior. What do we need junior for? Like he's some kind of a -- that's his name." (Don Jr could not be reached for comment)

Is there any doubt that this creep raped boys as well as girls?

FOX NEWS: What do you tell voters is your plan to make their lives more affordable? DARLINE GRAHAM: The long term solution is easing regulations on drilling and oil refineries. Under Democrats, gas prices are going to be permanently high

a deranged Peter Navarro lies on Newsmax of covid that Fauci "created the virus himself"

WOW -- Vance *defends* Vivek's reprehensible ad 👇 Q: Ramaswamy's campaign put out a controversial ad featuring his opponent's mother. Some Republicans are backing away. Do you think it was appropriate? JD VANCE: Well, I'll be honest. Whether the ad was appropriate or not is not really my concern.

JD Vance: "When you're mean to Amy Acton, she sics the American media and of course the Democrat Party operatives all across the state of Ohio after you. But I think a person who is more worried about whether somebody says something mean about them, that person can never serve in the gov's mansion"

Trump: "I'm pleased to announce something else. This is a very very big one. The Department of War will be investing $1.5 billion to produce cutting edge semiconductor chips right here in North Carolina."

Stephen Miller claims Somali-Americans in Minnesota are "buying Mercedes, buying BMWs, they buy a nice house, all their kids fly first class all over the world" (This is a lie!)

Trump: "Abdul Mohammed Al-Sayed. A fake doctor, he's a fake doctor. By the way, if he was using those credentials as a Republican, he would've been run out of the country by now."

Markwayne Mullin: "This is affiliated to Prophet Muhammed. It says there's 3 reasons it's permissible to lie. One is war, one is to try to reconcile, one is when you're trying to persuade your wife to stay with you. Where does other religions say it's permissible to lie? Extreme Islam is dangerous"

That’s great news Ted. 🤣😆👌

Yes, that's exactly it.

A place for dancing AND destruction?! I better start dress shopping. I can’t wait to be the belle of the Cannon Ball.

OK, if MAGA loser Kid Rock is going to refer to Abdul El-Sayed as "a wolf in sheep's clothing," I shall henceforth refer to Mr. Rock as "a racist in a bad hat."

There’s something seriously wrong with the president of the United States

RFK Jr. Repeats Faulty Claim that U.S. Measles Response Is ‘Better’ Than ‘Any Other Country’ www.factcheck.org/2026/09/rfk-...

These Fox News chyrons are starting to read like Succession chyrons

🚨 VILE: Vivek Ramaswamy’s new attack ad against Amy Acton features her estranged mother, who stayed married to the man who sexually abused her daughter at age 12, even after his arrest. Now even conservatives are calling the ad disgusting. The horrifying story behind Vivek’s attack:

Me coming home from kindergarten

we're reaching conspiracy theory singularity as Ron Johnson accuses Hunter Biden of being involved in Ukrainian bioweapons labs

Trump on Ossoff: "I don't think he's a good looking man. I actually think Mike Collins is a good looking man. And he's all man. I'm not sure about Ossoff. And I think Rick Jackson is a beautiful-looking guy."

Ron Johnson blames US for Putin invading Ukraine: "The way we treated Russia after we won the Cold War, how we pushed them. I'm not defending Putin, but we said we were not gonna move NATO one inch to the east. We brought it right to their doorstep basically. What did we think Putin was gonna do?"

Markwayne Mullin reveals that the Trump admin is trying to build a RICO case against Ilhan Omar: "There was conspiracy to deceive the American govt, and therefore everything else that came in with it could then be looked at as the same case ... the statute of limitations on things, they don't apply"

Trump: "Honestly, I could've done numbers on Hillary Clinton. I could've done numbers on Bill Clinton. I could've done numbers on Barack Hussein Obama. Still could. I still could. I could do big numbers if I wanted to. Go after them. Criminally. Destroy their reputations."

Kristi Noem: "That man has given up more for this country than anybody in history, has taken more persecution, his family has suffered, yet they keep stepping up and serving and doing the right thing"