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JD Vance: "You can't make this up. He invented a totally fictitious background for himself!"

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In Spain we say “Cree el ladrón que todos son de su consición” (The thief believes in all people being like him).

Does he write it down in cursive first? Why not quit politics and tell lies with the approval of society while being paid? Does this mean all I have to do is think like a liar to get past #NaNoWriMo next month? Hey anything for fame and money. You know then I’d be able to grab people’s cats at lunch

Get Along JD, the littlest couchpoke, is an imaginary childhood companion of the poor little rich boy Elon. If we click our heels three times, he will disappear in a column of smoke.

The guy who wrote a fictional book about himself and changed his name 3 times is getting all judgmental about someone who didn’t.

Makes one curious how conscious these cretins are of their own hypocrisy. Is he trolling us? Is his speech writer trolling us? Or are they really that stupid??

The irony that the other half of the discourse today has been on Natalie Harp 2.0s (Katie Zacharia) legally dubious misrepresentations about practicing as an attorney. These people are tone deaf.

(Mrs. Figmo here) JD! What does it say about a person who changed their name three times, lied about where they were born, and lied about their education? Look in the mirror!

Says the guy that we still don’t know what his real actual name at birth is or how many times he’s changed it! Telling us what a born & bred Appalachian hillbilly he was supposed to be but it was all made up! What a complete fucking douche this🤡is!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When did Abdul ever say he was born anywhere but MI? He talks almost ad nauseam about being first generation American and his immigrant family. Seriously JD Vance, or is it James Donald Bowman or James David Hamel or James David Vance? Is that the best lie you can tell about Abdul?

Why'd you change your name 3 times JD? See, here's the thing. My dad walked away after the divorce when I was 11. When my mom remarried, I was 13 and she/he floated the idea of him adopting me. I said I didn't mind but I DID NOT want to change my name bc it's who I am. What were you running from?

FUN FACT: Both Donald Trump and his father, Fred, routinely made up fictitious backgrounds for their entire family, claiming it was originally from Sweden. I guess Germany wasn't blond and blue-eyed enough for those two white supremacists.

Donald #Trump 's complete heritage is filled with trash. I wish I had a picture of Barron I could put with it. I'm sure he'll carry on the legacy. Filth, all of them.

Ironically, John Dickhead Vance's actual name is JAMES DAVID Vance, but he was born James DONALD BOWMAN. He made up a story about mommy getting drugs from an immigrant, when she stole them from the hospital she worked in. Peter Theil owns everything about this f-ing liar...that just figures...

Fun fact: the country with the highest percentage of blond people in its population is Finland. In the US, many Finnish immigrants were considered non-white because they were recent arrivals, dirt poor, and spoke a language incomprehensible to all bu themselves.

Also fun fact: JD Vance has been "adjusting" his narrative to fit whatever bullshit he's spewing at the moment. They are all story tellers. Absolutely horrible story tellers... bordering on fucking nightmare tellers.

Did he write a book about growing up in Appalachia when he really grew up in suburban Ohio? No, that was you, JD! Did he keep changing his first and last names? And lied that he changed his last name when he got married? No, that was you, JD!

Did he wear a fedora and one of those fake glasses/nose/moustache disguises to try and get around his lifetime ban from the Ashley Furniture store? No, that was you, jd!

How many times did he change his name JD? Did he blame Mexicans for the drug his mom stile from dying patients? Di he admit to the pres that he makes up stories for media attention?!

I live in MI. I’d never heard anything about Abdul living in MO, only that his mom lives there now. I found only 1 indy news report claiming he went to elem. there, no mention of the school name or town or yrs. All publications agree he was born in MI, HS @ Andover. Raised by dad and step mom in MI.

Says JD whose had 4 different names, and 3 different religions. And whose inlaws came to US as "foreigners from thousands of miles away".

I give him a pass on the first change -- James Donald Bowman to James David Hamel. His mother changed it when her newest husband adopted him. Just about every other change in his origin story (including the next 2 name changes) are whims and fantasies.

And his mother was absolutely driven to drug addiction by Mexican cartels and not by stealing prescription drugs from her patients

You know psychologist have studied JD Vance on why he does this changing his names multiple times one school of thought is that it is identity reconstruction. His early life was trauma. Family was on food stamps. Did I say that?