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Let's be clear - MAGA don't sink to new lows, they dive, straining every fiber of their beings to reach the bottom, where they climb into a tunneling machine and keep going.

100% this and proud to have @lydiakauppi.bsky.social on our team.

Former Army Sniper Struggling To Readjust To Being Near Stuff https://theonion.com/former-army-sniper-struggling-to-readjust-to-being-near-stuff/

When MAGA sends its candidates, they're not sending the best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

Jabba was competent.

50% chance he's decided that fake blond looks older, and he really thinks this makes him look young. 50% chance his scalp is changing color because of some disorder caused by being evil.

Stephen Miller out there campaigning for Democrats.

Today's jam is dedicated to Milo and those gullible farmers who regret voting for Mango Mussolini :

"Ma'am, I'm sorry you have to live with the burden of being Laura Ingraham."

“Hey, remember that idea I had about a big band leader using a tuba as a diving bell to bring jazz to an underwater civilization of mermaids? Well, it’s finally ready!” said a visibly excited George R. R. Martin

I was raised to only speak good of the dead. Lindsey Graham is dead. Good.

I spoke with my lifelong friend Mitch McConnell this morning as he continues his recovery. We talked for nearly 20 minutes about quantum mechanics, pecan pie recipies, and the Cambrian Explosion. I told him Washington needs him back soon. He responded with a long rant about string theory.

You might disagree with Kavanaugh about the constitutionality of high school athlete genital inspections, but you can't deny he's always been very consistent in his support for nonconsensually groping teen girls.

It's amazing how much you fuck up when "Get 'er done!" is your measure of success. Design studies? Engineering? Nope, has to be finished so they can declare it an accomplishment and move on to the next graft.

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Seems to me that VA can show that the previous districts were written based on race, and are therefore invalid.

It's telling that in his madness, Donald Trump emulates Don Quixote by attacking a vital part of the machinery of civilization.

Trump will be lucky of Iran doesn't own Mar-a-Lago by the time this is done.

I'd like to remind all Trump staffers that if you are pardoned, you lose the ability to take the 5th when testifying about the offenses. If you lie under oath - even regarding a pardoned offense - you are guilty of perjury and can be charged as such.

look, I may not approve of Donald Trump bombing Iran's civilian infrastructure, but he is our president and I will defend to the death his right to be removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and chucked straight the fuck into some hellhole prison

Yes. They are, indeed, THAT chickenshit.

Didn't we just set the example that attacking civilian leadership is an acceptable tactic? www.state.gov/releases/off...

On my one trip to Japan, the sushi restaurant served teeny little hamburgers on their little plates.

DJT spent years screaming that the Mueller report "exonerated" him, so why is he so happy Mueller is dead?

OK, now hear me out....

Or this was the plan - there's some serious money being made here by the fossil fuel industry. I have to wonder how much cash was being moved around in the weeks before the start of this notWar.

On the way to ECCC, for a brief respite from our drab and wretched lives.

Ya know, if I were a nation-state with an interest in weakening the US military for an extended period, I might do something like encouraging them to waste a shit-ton of munitions attacking someone else. How depleted is our stockpile of, for example, patriot missiles now?

Maybe Dan will run as an Independent and throw the seat to whatever Dem is running. Not holding my breath, but it's fun to think about.

Bluesky needs more Rickrolls.

He's hoping for a high-casualty event, so he can wave dozens or hundreds of bloody shirts as a retroactive justification for this colossal fuckup.