Boone Daniels

Sorry, the Democrat only agrees with 21 of my 24 most important issues, so I’m going to stay home to teach them a lesson

Oh look, the “I’m not voting” crowd is back. As regular and dependable as Jill Stein

masterpiece

The IDF just detained the man who’s about to be elected US Congressman for NY’s 10th district, per his social media.

Excuse me sir do you denounce the Doobie Brotherhood?

They’re stripping it for parts

Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.

Consider this. In December, I turn 60. I have perhaps 25 to perhaps 35, years left in this realm. Today, I resolve, not to wait until the very end to "fight against the dying of the light." I will preserve my remaining time, treasuring the light. A reverse bucket list. 1/

Okay, Dems. Let’s not get cocky.

Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵

The vicious and corrupt cycle of monopolization: 1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market. 2) Use their monopoly power to price gouge consumers and shaft workers. 3) Use profits to make political donations. 4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement. 5) Repeat.

ICE-Gestapo killers shot and injured a DoorDash delivery driver in Texas whilst he was doing his job. I’ll say it again, they aren’t agents, they are terrorists.

A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.

I’d highly recommend that nobody download this app. At best, it’s unfiltered propaganda. At worst, it’s spyware.

Restaurant people are the best people.

The bank is asking a judge to permanently dismiss a lawsuit from Trump-affiliated businesses, arguing a monthslong internal review — not the Jan. 6 riot — explains why hundreds of accounts were shut down in 2021.

People say John Cleese isn’t funny anymore, but he ended up paying a $20million divorce settlement to his third wife. I think that’s fckn hilarious

Financial disclosures show that Susan Collins was taking checks from some of the men named in Epstein Files.

This kicks ass

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.

Five facts that you should know about the current Cyclospora outbreak.

Kamala Harris has the chance to do the funniest thing right now

Imagine losing your favorite tattoo and a senate race all in one year

On Saturday, an obese 80 year old man with cardiovascular issues is going to be standing in 100 degree heat, dressed in a suit and tie, slurring his way through a lie-filled speech live on national television. *fingers crossed*

I’m starting to think he might be bad

It's not enough to oppose Trump’s wars and his gestapo. Unorganized discontent is politically irrelevant. Our job is to organize that discontent into real opposition. If you're looking to help build it ahead of the midterms, check out the organizing that’s happening near you.

He’s not wrong

Josh Hokit is the perfect representative of Trumpism: a thuggish, semi-literate lout who trash talks and pukes on himself. A piece of shit, admired by pieces of shit, celebrating being a piece of shit.

Lucky bastard

Apparently Dan’s social media team doesn’t know how to delete this post

This is why I, of all people, haven’t given a single shit about the NFL in about ten years

Somebody please explain why a so-called “Christian” nation has for-profit prisons

I waited a while to write this one. The time finally felt right.

I'm seeing people post and repost, "ICE is not about immigration. ICE is about normalizing a paramilitary force on peaceful streets. Abolish ICE." Y'all, it's about more than one thing.