Brian Phillips

An all-time classic Ohio Proud Moment on today's Topics.

'One of my top people saved his wife and lot of other people from a building that had been taken over by terrorists just before Christmas one year.'

On today's Topics we have a real life Pennywise for Halloween week.

If Vivek's opponent were a man instead of a woman, he never would have approved that disgusting ad. He figured he could cause her to respond emotionally. She has not. What a complete dick this guy is.

Today's Topics includes a man with a very bad hiding place.

Man who looks like he did A&R for Interscope Records in the 90s says first lady is negotiating a cease fire between Russia and Ukraine.

This is like when Philip Rivers played last season.

On today's Topics: Cop finds dead guy, assumes his identity.

Did the President meet any hot guys today?

"You suck donkey ass." "Hey you can't prove that."

Beyond how obviously vile his remarks are, who are they for? I don't understand the thinking here.

I swear I recall JD writing a book that was turned into a movie about his terrible childhood.

Today's Topics now live! Lots of nonsense.

Today's Fun Size Topics now live! Coming soon, legal moonshine and flying cars!

A true horror show.

Our brain dead president is floating the name change for New Mexico again. He should check out Bad Religion's "New America." Here's a line: "We've got to break out from this insulated blind and lame senility Wake up the new America."

Topics today include the story of a Canadian inmate who managed to have a Chicken McNugget meal and booze delivered to him via drone.

This program is called Delicious Petri Dish.

Tafoya is campaigning to win in Alabama, but that's not the state she's running in. She blew up a cake gig for this?

Alec Baldwin should do a walk in.

Friday Topics now live! Would be terrorist looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

Going to buy a pumpkin, paint it green, put the Jets logo on it and name it Sam Darnold. #Seahawks

On today's Topics. Michael Douglas' drug smuggling days, and getaway driver has one job.

They named their kid Metallica. It's part of today's Topics.

The President's speech last night in Youngstown gave me an idea for a Husted TV spot. It's part of today's Topics.

Drunk firefighter flips over firetruck. It's all part of today's Topics!

On today's Topics for John Mellencamp's 75th birthday I recall the day we had to call the squad for him.

Trump noted the applause his line about Iran nuking LA and SD got Monday. He'll be working that one in for his next several appearances.

On today's Topics you'll learn how tarantulas have sex. It's not very sexy.

Packing the place where there's JV Volleyball at 5:30 this afternoon in not a flex regardless.

Did Gym Jordan join Trump at the Gym?

Food influencers have inspired me to dream up a new eatery concept. "Brian's Sit Down, Shut Up, and Eat." It's part of today's Topics.

Well, that's a new one for me. SMU drive ended 4th and 51.

On the news of his first religious album I saw someone refer to Kid Rock as "Jesus Of Methleham" and I wish I would have thought of that.

Your prayers have been answered. The Kid Rock religious album is coming. It's all part of today's Topics.

Trump is crazy, but he doesn't believe in anything or anyone other than himself. Hegseth is crazy, and a true believer. His "armour of God" stuff is boilerplate religious right end times rhetoric. Other than Trump he is the most dangerous figure in this administration. Also incompetent.

On today's Topics a stolen excavator in Tacoma was found for sale across the street from where it was stolen.

Man reports being bored and drunk. Never a good combination. Today's Topics now live!

The Atlanta Hawks are just happy to be in the chat for any reason.

One guy pissed on the grave of another's guy's parents, so he in turn destroyed a home with a stolen farm tractor. It's all part of today's Topics.

Today's Topics now live! Todd Rundgren declares war on Swifties.

I'm going to need a lawyer. I was just arrested for buying car insurance but never making a claim.

How many penalties did they have today? Wildly undisciplined team. Exhibit #1.

And update on Coach Tuberville's belief that airlines are overrun with furries. We now know where that belief originated.

If today's Topics leave you confused, that is a sign of a fully functioning adult human.

If you know nothing of MLS, this is all ye need know. It's Messi and Miami and everyone else is a NPC.