Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton

As ever, three quarters of "look at this asshole" is always "look at this". Don't do PR for the fash. Don't give free advertising to the worst bastards. There is no dunk witty enough to warrant amplifying their hate.

Bertine van Hövell 🛝 AdventureX@baroness.bsky.social

Brazilians recommending not to amplify right-wing talking points by dunking and quoting, as a winning strategy Next day, my tl is full of people dunking on rfk jr I literally would not have seen the bigotry if it wasn't for y'all repeating it. That's exactly what the Brazilians were on about!

(I know I bang on about this, but it really is the zeal of a convert. I used to do this! I have seen the light! You can too!)

90s American kids show about a Cool Teen AI whizz called "Vibe Cody"

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Small Robots

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[Frankenstein's kid, knocking on someone's door on the 31st October]: "Igor treat!"

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@accordingtojond.bsky.social

10 Sept 2025

"If you die in the game, you die in real life" is actually true for an awful lot of things, like snooker and backgammon

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Jon Dies At The End

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Christmas IS Ghost Christmas.

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Jack Bernhardt

@jackbern.bsky.social

"enter if you dare" is pretty much standard operation procedure for all locations

Knock-off pikachu called "Stoatovoltaic"

[Depeche Mode voice] 🎵 Your own. Personal. Beavis. 🎵 Someone to settle down, 🎵 Slap him around.

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hyperfocus.photographyHyperfocus PhotographyFine art photography and neurodivergence, together at last

Ooh! I spent some of the weekend driving myself mad making my photography site look much nicer! I take and sell photos! I think they're great! I've sold them across the world! If YOU would like to own some fine art photography from an #autistic #adhd photographer, you can! hyperfocus.photography

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Please do give this a share. I'm rather proud of my photography, and it would be absolutely lovely to get this in front of more people/make more sales. I don't actually advertise this anywhere - and really should! - so word of mouth is vital! Any shares really, genuinely appreciated <3

Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton@brainmage.bsky.social

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YESSSSSSS

Nick Lives@slicknicklives.bsky.social

Forbidden Solitaire's new DLC is OUT NOW!! Very proud of what the team was able to accomplish with this! This also might be the most oddly romantic story I've written for a Night Signal project? Albeit with a touch of toothy body horror to go with it, of course. 🦷GO FORTH: tinyurl.com/k9uvnahk

It's nearly Halloween! That's GHOST CHRISTMAS! Time for a thread of My Silly Halloween Jokes As What I Done Wrote.

17h

I've got a friend who turns into some bread mix every full moon. He's a bit of a weredough.

17h

- I was bitten by come kind of insect and how the area's really swollen - Eggs, or cysts? - I'll probably just go to the doctor to be honest.

It's nearly Halloween! That's GHOST CHRISTMAS! Time for a thread of My Silly Halloween Jokes As What I Done Wrote.

19h

How does Dracula pay his minions? Bitcoin.

18h

How did the skeleton prepare for retirement? With a crypt o' currency

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Al Kennedy

@alkennedy.bsky.social

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I never: 1) have in my life read a Sonic the Hedgehog comic 2) miss an episode of STCTP

Dave Bulmer@demontomatodave.bsky.social

We thought there should be a definitive podcast about Sonic, chronologically tracking through the 90s and letting you relive (or first-live) a childhood in those days, with all really good editing and music and features and guests and stuff, so we did. It's nearly over: stctp.zone

It's nearly Halloween! That's GHOST CHRISTMAS! Time for a thread of My Silly Halloween Jokes As What I Done Wrote.

I was stopped on the tube this morning by a ghost who demanded proof that I was allowed to travel. It was the ticketing spectre

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I was just stopped in the street by a lady who said she was a witch, and offered to show me her pussy, which I thought was a little familiar.

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God dammit this should have been "one coffee one spooky joke" DAMMIT ME ko-fi.com/guy WE CAN PRETEND IT IS

Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton@brainmage.bsky.social

It's nearly Halloween! That's GHOST CHRISTMAS! Time for a thread of My Silly Halloween Jokes As What I Done Wrote.

It's nearly Halloween! That's GHOST CHRISTMAS! Time for a thread of My Silly Halloween Jokes As What I Done Wrote.

A pumpkin just inspired me to write a joke in a cockney accent! Thank gourd.

Which American gothic horror writer is most likely to watch you shower? Washington Pirving

It's nearly Halloween! That's GHOST CHRISTMAS! Time for a thread of My Silly Halloween Jokes As What I Done Wrote.

- I think I just saw a ghostly horse spirit rising from amongst the seaweed - Kelpie? - Covered in the stuff, aye

If Weird Al dies with unfinished business, he'll return as a polkageist

It's nearly Halloween! That's GHOST CHRISTMAS! Time for a thread of My Silly Halloween Jokes As What I Done Wrote.

What food do you get if you burn a ghost? Goulash

What did the LX designers use to light the Thriller music video? Jacko lanterns.

It's nearly Halloween! That's GHOST CHRISTMAS! Time for a thread of My Silly Halloween Jokes As What I Done Wrote.

What does Stormzy dress as on Halloween? The Grime Reaper

- I just saw Martin having sex with a horrible gnome-like creature! -Goblin? - No, I think they skipped the foreplay and went straight to it

It's nearly Halloween! That's GHOST CHRISTMAS! Time for a thread of My Silly Halloween Jokes As What I Done Wrote.

What do you call a witch's toy for making love potions? An Easy Bae Coven

What do you call a northern skeleton whose artwork is mostly focused on industrial urban landscapes? Atkinson Scrimshaw

It's nearly Halloween! That's GHOST CHRISTMAS! Time for a thread of My Silly Halloween Jokes As What I Done Wrote.

What’s the most sensitive part of a ghost? The ghoulies!

What's a werewolf's favourite white sauce? A ROOOOOUUUUUUUUUUXXXX

It's nearly Halloween! That's GHOST CHRISTMAS! Time for a thread of My Silly Halloween Jokes As What I Done Wrote.

I told Frankenstein a joke once He was in pieces!

I recently got into an argument with the ghost of Theodore Roosevelt I do enjoy a spirit Ted debate

It's nearly Halloween! That's GHOST CHRISTMAS! Time for a thread of My Silly Halloween Jokes As What I Done Wrote.

what is dracula's favourite cheese? Emmenthrall

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The Addams Family are Spooky, while Debbie was Evil. In this essay I will

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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already

@sararoseg.bsky.social

Right, soldiers - let’s see if we can get this bad boy over the £10k mark before the end of October. Whether you’re a celebrity with silly money or someone with a spare fiver, every penny helps so much & you get exclusive show-related rewards www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...

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poorly drawn cats

@poorlycatdraw.bsky.social

the right angle cat

twitch.tvbrainmage - TwitchGuy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword starts at 4pm! This is the new lunchtime! This is just who we are now! Deal with it! twitch.tv/brainmage

Ahh, Autism. Why write a couple of lines asking about a thing, when several paragraphs explaining your reasoning in detail to try and prevent misunderstanding could do instead?!

Hooray! A lovely answer, with no "you are a bad bastard"! Not that I was expecting that, like, but lord I am a worrier

hyperfocus.photographyHyperfocus PhotographyFine art photography and neurodivergence, together at last