Breadmage 🪄🥖

Is the son played by a bad child daytime TV actor? Babe you could replace the actor with a log and it would have more charisma!

Star Trek fans: our show is about serious and deep philosophical concepts Star Trek: what if a lady stepped on a land mine and a ghost alien haunted their ship to adopt the lady's son while flying through the computers

🚨🚨NEW VIDEO🚨🚨 My Pokemon HeartGold SoulSilver Retrospective Review is now LIVE for EVERYONE on YouTube youtu.be/kJ7EWs8kAbU

Just rolled credits on Final Fantasy IV for the first time since 2006. It was shorter than I remembered. All summons and weapons obtained, Zeromus dead at 11 hours 23 minutes of game time.

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind GOTY Edition is $5.99 on GOG (preservation program) buff.ly/wVwAwzp #ad

comission me @lastweektonight.com

Me, seeing Cosmic Spider-Man: "Ugh, pointless five color slop so you can justify playing all the stupid Spider-Man shit in one commander deck." Me, shortly after, shuffling up my Avatar Aang bending-matters deck: "Me and the bestie! <3"

Being a prog rock fan can be weird. Like when you unpause your playlist and hear a drawn out chorus of whale calls over a droning tape delayed audioscape and your only reaction is "this is a classic!"

Martial arts would be a lot cooler if you could control the elements with them

"To be forgotten is worse than death" - Freya Crescent #ffix #ff9

Rift of the NecroDancer is $5.99 on US eShop buff.ly/UqgjDqe

My favorite #NFL match up: 20+ sexual assault allegations vs COVID denying 9/11 conspiracy theorist.

DOOM (2016, GOG) is free on Prime Gaming/Amazon Luna buff.ly/xKd327f

I feel like we don't talk about the localization and translation of FFXIV enough. I almost forget this game wasn't written in English

Shin Megami Tensei V: Vengeance (Steam) is $16.15 on Gamebillet buff.ly/5Wk1WbD

Chrono Trigger. It was the first game I experienced where there was more than Mario jumping or Street Fighter punching. Granted, those games were fantastic, but seeing my first RPG completely changed me as a person.

Deus Ex GOTY Edition is $0.69 on GOG (preservation program) buff.ly/YZruRxd #ad

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

The wrong old white people are dying

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

Half-mast is too damn high.

[Exit Queen.]

at the very least, let us share these precious few moments of grief before he bleats something horrible and ruins it

Green Week

I AM THE FUCKDMAGE

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

Why does the preparation method change the number of eggs to make you full? Hard boiled? One is plenty. Fried? Two, maybe three. Scrambled? The number has not yet been discovered.

I thought the Cells At Work live action movie would be silly and bad, but the addition of the outside-world segments showing the body the Cells are in actually works really well imo. Niko is a treasure.

Here’s the 15 movies you really need to watch to understand Avengers: Doomsday.🧵 Dragon Ball Z: Dead Zone Dragon Ball Z: World’s Strongest Dragon Ball Z: Tree of Might Dragon Ball Z: Lord Slug Dragon Ball Z: Cooler’s Revenge Dragon Ball Z: Return of Cooler Dragon Ball Z: Super Android 13! (1/2)

Mario Odyssey is almost as old now as Super Mario Galaxy was when Odyssey came out

Wow Spindrift lemonade flavored sparkling water really tastes like a can of sparkling water that was maybe shipped in a box that was next to some lemonade at some point.

Wow no one is talking about #riftbound on this website at all huh

@hankgreen.bsky.social Absolutely devastated to learn that my favorite YouTuber of over 10 years has been using AI to make his videos. Heartbroken. There really are no good YouTubers left anymore

It sucks that League of Legends sucks so bad cause everything else in that universe is so cool

It's a true testament to Rockstar's writing that I have over 100 hours in two different GTAV story mode playthroughs and the only thing I remember about that game is that the ending credits song is a banger youtu.be/N3zf9q8mbWs

I take a deep, satisfying breath whenever I see someone smoking just to flex on them

Sometimes I wish Catholicism was true. The aesthetic is peak.

España es la campeona del mundo!

No one ever accused soccer of being exciting

My most controversial belief? Olive Garden is fine.

I once asked a guy at my LGS to teach me how to play an obscure, unpopular TCG from Japan. I beat him three times in a row. I never told him I'm a regional champion at that game and was just pretending not to know how to play. I wonder where he is now