Brennig

Walked the garden, poo picked, emptied the dishwasher, edited a manuscript for 30 minutes, put a post on the campaign's FB page, made tea

In an unexpected turn of events, I find myself looking at an application form for The Traitors

This I have inadvertently stockpiled: Spaniels Paperbacks eBooks Music (all forms) Socket spanner sets Guitars Intolerance of cunts and arseholes (not the medical types) Antiracist beliefs Strong feminist leanings Rage

C'mon people, here's some common sense

Yesterday some holiday makers got their hire car stuck in the sand on Rossnowlagh Beach. & then the storm came... 🤭

Well, despite the horrendous gales...

03.45 and I'm editing the manuscript of a fantasy novel. There's a snoring spaniel on my left, a sleeping but not snoring spaniel on my right

Bit blowy out

Has anyone mentioned the weather?

Finished E1 of Kill Jackie, a Guy Ritchie wannabe TV series, staring Catherine Z-Js accent of dubious provenance and heritage

Then maybe don’t send him to bloody boarding school… #Cruelty

Jared’s father, Charles Kushner, pleaded guilty to 18 counts of tax evasion and witness tampering. He hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, videotaped it, and mailed the tape to his sister. Trump pardoned him and made him Ambassador to France and Monaco. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles...

Watching Kill Jackie and OMG Catherine Z-Js accent is abominable

Surprised? I'm not

Good morning! We're suing Meta for stealing our shit 😎 let's goooo

Why I'm not putting my books in Kindle Unlimited... Amazon are feeding them into their AI systems, and authors don't get any choice about it #booksky

It's raining so hard I csn hear it bouncing off the car (not cat as autocarrot wanted me to put)

I slept so heavily I have a numb ear. Stand by for more important updates

Yay, if you have just been kicked in the face by a sleeping spaniel

My money is on 25k Iranian zombies

Haaaha BBC News - Trump ordered to answer questions under oath in BBC lawsuit www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I'm sending this to @societyofauthors.bsky.social this evening

Are there any other @societyofauthors.bsky.social full members here? It seems to me the AGM agenda published today needs a vote of confidence/no confidence in the leadership team needs to be included

You can't eat AI

Dear Neighbours I cordially invite you to a massive party I will be throwing. There will be many fireworks, endless free champagne, and food from cuisines from around the world. Currently I can't tell you the date, because he isn't dead yet.

America, you're totally fucked to allow this

Just heard a radio advert for some company's Western Mediterranean Ocean Journey so I checked my charts and I can't find a Mediterranean Ocean. Maybe all my Imray charts are wrong?

Reasonable. Now let's have other US states, and then the EU, weigh in with similar levels of fines Meta fined $25bn for 'lies' over user data privacy www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Look at the video. This is not a person in the full bloom of health

And yes, part of the bickering was me being called weird because I was wearing a fez

Despite the near constant bickering, I managed to design 3 posters, write 4k words and help change the bed while wearing a fez. Quite a day

Clever, very clever

Helen Fielding has launched the Bridget Jones Prize for unpublished and unagented comedy writers based in the North of England, with £2,000 for the winner and £1,000 for the runner-up. 👇

Hot news from @societyofauthors.bsky.social

No room on any of these front pages for the findings of an inquiry into the deaths of more than 43,000 people, must have been a busy news day

Don't get me started on How Green Was My Valley was not filmed in Wales

Headphones on. My portable music player has 8,904 tracks and I *own* every single one. Up yours Spotify

Super pleased with this. A couple of months ago this came off the lathe with a destroyed tenon. I had to gingerly remount it, cut a tenon on the top (which was partly turned), reverse it and then reshape the whole thing. #woodturning

Look what @woolychops.bsky.social just made!

I would hope the words 'off' and 'fuck' were used to the Trump administration

Marriage is a wonderful institution and this is not the time to be uncharitable, so my sincere congratulations go to Richard and Isabel

It's Sharron Davies, FGS. Hardly Mastermind material

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz359bs

Is the plural of 'a Doberman', 'some Dobermen' or, 'some Dobermans'?

The BBC hitting hard here

Exhausted

01 25 and we're back home, safely tucked up in our little house in our little village and this is great

y’all aren’t gonna believe this shit* www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...