Danny Fearns

KC3 has his knockers (titter ye not) but he's been voted 2 years running the best king we've got. Other kings would be relaxing at 76, but Charles works tirelessly to ensure his feckless subjects have a full belly. Gawd bless yer, guvnor, and long may you sponge off of us!

Labour has become unrecognisable. 75 MPs members of Labour Friends of Israel & 41 have accepted financial donations from Israel lobbyists, see below ⬇️ ⬇️

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Netanyahu, praying that there is no hell (obviously not the one he has created himself in Gaza) 

King Donald spewing hate for Abdul El-Sayed, a man who has more integrity in his toenail clippings than Trump.

This vintage King's Singers performance is absolutely magical and in my opinion, well worth 4 minutes and 14 seconds of anyone's time.  youtu.be/SrXJnMvg9uI?...

Send this to Reform voters because Reform wants to get rid of the NHS. I saw this years ago and the horrors revealed in the film have stayed with me ever since.

Engineers atop a ±800kV ultra-high-voltage, direct-current transmission project along the Yangtze River in Wuhu. Photo borrowed from The Guardian's Photos of the Day widget.

Good morning Bluesky ☀️  If you believe in yourself, you can do whatever you want - no one cares. Follow me for more inspirational tips. 

I've had some facial tattoos done so that police facial recognition software can identify me more easily.

You are enough. ❤️ Seriously, no need for any more of you whatsoever.

Disappointed to miss World Pasta Day yesterday - now I need to heat up this poem in the microwave.

Who wouldn't want to repost this???

The latest series of This City is Ours has reignited the age old debate, isn't it time we had a proper Scouse Doctor Who? 

Happy 90th Bill Wyman, this song never ever fails to make me smile 😊  youtu.be/5-FmBKVGxLQ?...

I just clicked on a link that was meant to take me to a news story about Donald Trump's diesel deal with his boss, Putin. Before taking me to the actual story, I landed on a page offering a free online dementia test. Coincidence? 

Halloween candy is expensive this year, so I'll be handing out packing chips that come free with many of my deliveries. 

Mark Knopfler at Bill Wyman's (il est un rockstar) 90th birthday bash. Lovely pic ❤️

Despite Lula solidly winning the Brazilian Presidential runoff, his Far Right challenger Flávio Bolsonaro is describing the result as “inexplicable” and calling for the election to be annulled. A preview for the US Midterms.

I forgot what it feels like to wake up to good news!

Trump blue eye Flavio Bolsonaro, just like his dad, refuses to accept election result. He describes the result as impossible. As the re-elected president Lula da Silva quoted, his win is a victory over lies.

Doesn’t matter how you voted if you were front and centre in a Brexit government, actively overseeing the shrinking of our economy, our influence and our opportunities, while you rolled around in the trough. We’ll be disregarding everything you now say, thanks.

Jim jams, carpet slippers, dressing gown and pooch - this guy photographed leaving a polling station in Belgrade after voting in the Serbian elections. Don't know how he voted but what a great look. Pic stolen from The Guardian. 

Good morning Bluesky ☀️ Some people just won't be told...

Waiters undergo special training, and will only ask if everything is okay with the meal if your mouth is over 50% full. www.facebook.com/share/r/1FVd...

Did you know you can buy beer for dogs. 

Took this pic between storms at Ormskirk parkrun yesterday just before arrival of hundreds of parkrunners & walkers & buggy pushers & someone dressed as super woman. I went on to run my 200th parkrun but put in the shade by other milestone runners doing their 250th & 400th. There was much cake 🍰

They’re All The Same

Stunning picture of waves crashing over the lighthouse at Newhaven Harbour in East Sussex during Storm Austen on Friday. Photograph: Toby Melville/Reuters

Good morning Bluesky ☀️ In trying to return my clocks back to GMT, I think I've accidentally gone back to 1970. 

Far right Israeli politician Itamar Ben-Gvir, Minister of National Security since 2022. Published an AI video of Palestinian prisoners entering prison on a conveyor belt & coming out the other side drawn & emaciated. You can make up your own mind on the sheer depravity of the man & his government.

I was in London 7/7 thankfully not on one of the bombed trains, but recall the chaos of the day & weeks to follow. I can recommend ITV drama, Suspect. Well researched & well acted & can be streamed. Focuses on the Menezez killing & highlights the Teflon ™️ coating of Ian Blair & Cressida Dick.

Rescued from Palm Oil Plantation, Two Orangutans Return to Kalimantan Forest www.suarasurabaya.net/kelanakota/2...

Does anyone out there on BlueSky know why the actress, Diana Dors changed her name from Diana Fluck? 🤷‍♂️ It would have been her 95th birthday yesterday.

Daughter #1 was supposed to run the Snowdonia marathon today – event called off because of severe weather. She is gutted, but I'm really relieved! As a consolation, she is currently running her own one woman marathon in our local area.

Mon Dieu ! Ce lapin sait parler allemand.

Trump can always find an extra layer of repulsiveness.

Thrifty Survivor Tips • Can't afford Twiglets? Gather twigs from the garden, cover them in Marmite and bake. • Out of water? Don't panic! Empty contents of all your ice cube trays into a bucket. Now go have a few beers down the pub. When you get home, as if by magic, you've got a bucket of water.

The kind you find in a second hand store

Just a reminder that this man is solely responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths worldwide, including children and babies. All because he's a racist from apartheid South Africa who hates poor people, Black people, and Brown people.

Andy Burnham says he has stockpiles of beans, soup and Twiglets in case of a civil emergency. It seems reasonably sensible, but why does the advice keep changing?

Good morning Bluesky ☀️ From time to time I like to repost this seminal exchange between Professor Stanley Unwin and Peter Hawkins, the voice of Bill and Ben. 

Zia Yusuf is still raging over the ITV exposé of the racist and misogynistic views that, let's face it, define his vile party. He's particularly miffed that the undercover reporters didn't ask permission to film his colleagues being racist.  www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Squeaky bum time for Labour MP Jeevun Sandher as Politics Live guest Dalia Gebrial neatly destroys Labour's shoddy defence of their proscription of Palestine Action. Jeevun's adherence to the party line indicates the lack of moral courage from him & his colleagues. WTF happened to Labour values?

Trump in a cell where he belongs. This is Tajrish Square in Tehran, picture stolen from The Guardian

Very few people have embraced the post-truth era as much as King Donald. 

I'm liberal on many matters, but I approve of the bill for new sentencing powers for judges when criminals refuse to attend court for sentence. Those who play power games like child murderer Thomas Cashman should face further sanctions such as a ban on visits. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...