Matthew Highton

Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

Brain: you don’t really have any money. Do you know what will make you feel okay about that? … Spending money!

Don’t think anyone’s made quite enough fuss that they had the Holy Grail on Antiques Roadshow last week.

Lula: "We had to overcome foreign interference through digital platforms, which we will have to regulate. A crime in the digital world must be treated the same as a crime in the real world. We cannot have monstrous companies earning millions... not paying taxes... wanting to steer elections."

When you’re midway through the washing up and realise you forgot to clear the table.

When you’re midway through the washing up and realise you forgot to clear the table.

Film idea: Willy Wonka cheats death row by requesting an everlasting gobstopper for his last meal. Cell mate Morgan Freeman narrates.

Somehow they know when it’s going to rain

Not sure why but this is off again. May as well send it out again myself.

Every gothic horror:

TERROR AT THE HAUNTED STARBUCKS A Weirdos Comedy Hallowe'en show So very proud to be sharing this new play next week. Incredible cast. Ridiculous costumes Good spooky fun. Book now: www.museumofcomedy.com/terror-at-th...

Nostalgic for three week ago me who thought summer would never end. 🥶

There was a time where the highest aspiration a person could have was a CocaCola hi fi system and inflatable chair.

Feels like the Travolta meme was made for this tbh.

It’s kind of sweet when you think about it. All these sixty year old guys had to wait for AI so they could make their little comics about how women are mean to them and how big and strong they want to be.

Cutting Crew: I Just Died In Your Arms arguably the best song written from a ghosts immediate POV.

When you’ve got to stop the boats AND get your national trust card usage in on the same day.

Toddlers are wild. Impulse control set to zero, imagination ordered and delivered in bulk before conciense and logic are even in the basket.

My spoiler free thoughts about the new Street Fighter: it’s a film that shouldnt take itself seriously but actually worked best when it took itself serioisly which it didn’t do often enough.

Here's Tesla's flying car but with fart sounds. You're welcome, everyone.

How I envisage Ross Kemp going if he stays in the traitors much longer.

Hey you creative person! We’re hiring a creative, but don’t worry the way we work will be admin heavy and so unsuited for the things we want you for, you’ll be having a breakdown in no time. Besides, relax, we’ll probably replace you soon once one of our higher ups “has a play around on ChatGPT”

Here's Tesla's flying car but with fart sounds. You're welcome, everyone.

Oh ffs, they're at it in Dover again.

Jesus coming back: so what, I have to be on all these separate apps and each of them have different formats and ratios and my content has to vary for the algorithms and everyone's going to assume what I do is AI now anyway? ... Oh for Dads sake! @ Jesus is taken as a name on every single one!

A lot of people worrying that US tech could hold us all to ransom in the wake of the Ukraine Starlink debacle. And I get it. But the people who hold the power are all grown, reasonable, stable people with thick skin and wouldn't ever make irrational, petty decisions for personal gain.

Got a lot riding on the new Steret Fighter film being great in order to make my old hadouken tattoo even cooler 😎

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

During October I'll be releasing a 3-part miniseries about the comedy pilot we made, and how we did it and why. You'll be able to watch the whole series, and then the pilot itself, here: youtube.com/playlist?lis... Very grateful to everyone who helped to make this happen, I'm very proud of it.

The Cartoon Network leak revealed that the team actually wrote fake interviews for the Powerpuff Girls in-house so that the writers could understand them better and honestly this is incredibly useful for learning how to characterize your characters holy shit

Fifteen years? FIFTEEN? 😯

Goodnight Sweetheart post-credit sequence teases third wife

and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him

Doctor Frankenstein I really must once again just voice my concerns. The lyrics for Mambo No. 5 really shouldn’t be taken as a blueprint for your already controversial work! Monica was my friend. You must to stop this madness!

I made a terrifying film with my son. Dropping it here to break up your timelines. Be warned it’s pretty shocking.

In the whole Star Wars analogy, yes we're at bot army being stopped because the mother ship was destroyed; Phantom Menace 101. But that means we got a whole shit storm of dark side of Andor and Death Stars to live through. Anyway, I hope this ends with teddies taking on fascism...

Bots trying to work today:

Do you know what used to be a really popular name you don't really see anymore: Spartacus.

Everyone, please! This is serious. My girlfriend was in that data centre…

Our silly film won an award at the London Independent Film Festival last night. Ain’t that nice. This is the only picture I have. Don’t know why my hands look so weird.

Gooood morning.

Let my toddler pick the birthday card for his friend and he wanted to get the one with the cat 😝

Let my toddler pick the birthday card for his friend and he wanted to get the one with the cat 😝

He’s doing public executions now and has a branch of government that violently snatches citizens from the street and that’s nothing compared to what he’s doing on the world stage WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT NOBEL!?

Meanwhile in another time 8 year old you has just found a devil of a conker and is ready to fuck shit up.