brian and brian what is brian

Damn I liked Zobrist too. I knew he was Christian but not a “women shouldn’t read” person. Ugh

The amount of problems/bugs/things that just don’t work on iOS/iPhone is pretty ridiculous for something that puts out the image that it “just works”

Me: “happy birthday Dad” Dad: “thanks! Here’s your mom”

I’m walking my dog and this lady just stopped me to tell me how much she hates the packers for 10 minutes

Finally watched the finale of the new Star Trek strange new worlds season. I fucking loved it.

if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans

so I guess this cubs playoff game just isn't on television

Oh that’s a good price for that location and number of bedroom and oh it’s a garden unit

Some absolute dipshit just ran into me from behind on a dive bike on the sidewalk. Get the fuck off a sidewalk on a bike

First movie I’ve seen I. The theatre in 2026? I think so

hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

Getting emotional at work about a dog that died 30 years before I was born

Nothing like getting off the train absolutely soaked

I don’t understand how people don’t stop talking. Not in a negative way. I wish I had the gift of gab. Every word out of my mouth is a struggle and I’ve always wished I could change that

I just love living in Chicago

Never thought people in the stl metro east had a southern accent, but now after living in chicago for four years, just saw an instagram story from someone I know from Collinsville. And that’s straight up southern

I’ve never supported a team that wasn’t in Illinois so fuck the Indiana Bears

Whenever someone posts how nice it is to go to a restaurant alone sometimes or that it’s a “life hack” I’m viscerally reminded that some people just haven’t gone extended amounts of time being single. Dining alone gets ollllldddddd

unless you live in new york you have no idea what it's like to follow a sports team

Lotta cardinals shirts out in Chicago today (one)

Slept for 14 hours. Feel slightly better

This is an extremely corny thought and very dependent on health, income, and stability, but I thought a good way to approach life was to pretend you were a joined Trill from Star Trek and that you have a moral obligation to provide the worm inside you with a rich, fulfilling, and interesting life.

Cuuuubs. Cmon. Sigh

Free shots from extremely hot bartenders. I love chicago in the spring

It’s incredible how much I love life once it’s 70 degrees in Chicago

The Cubs are the 5th team in MLB history with multiple distinct win streaks of 10+ games before their 40th decision of a season, joining: 1955 Dodgers 1941 Cardinals 1887 St. Louis Browns 1880 Chicago White Stockings (now Cubs) h/t @EliasSports

I love how Maria at whirlaway always remembers me even though I only stop in like once every other month

- power - speed - national league

if the cubs are going to lose one game a week and one home game every three weeks, so be it.

okay that was nuts

holy shit PCA!

three walkoffs in a row. get it

Just named a branch “optional-future-days” and then stared at it for a while

wtf was that challenge

Back to work after a week off and I wish I had another week off

I’ve lived alone since 2010 but I had a friend stay with me for almost a week and now she’s gone and I have no idea what to do by myself

Why do I ever think I can get away without a hoodie in this city

going out dancing hurts a lot more the next day than it used to, oof

When did we start calling marketing a fucking psyop

I guess over 10 years of posting history in /r/chicubs isn't enough for them to trust me to make a new post

I don’t post enough here. Here’s my dog

Gained 5 pounds and none of my shirts fit right. Damn

my insta feed is almost all Hayley Williams and its incredible. she's incredible

Going to bed with this dude