Jessie Phillips Andersen

The vibes are off so it’s BlueySky time.

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This is also why Totalitarian Architecture exists as a style, and why Trump’s ballroom looks just like what Hitler and Stalin built—there is no creativity, complexity, or freedom of expression. It is just a simplistic representation of power and self-aggrandizement.

His entire identity is fake Time Magazine “Man of the Year” cover.

It turns out I COULD love her more.

The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Was at a bar wearing my “one day we will wake up to his obituary” shirt and the bartender told me they plan to give away top-shelf liquor beverages when it happens. Told him we’re buying a case of champagne to give away to cyclists since we live on a greenway. Portland’s gonna rock out.

Fyre festival sandwich can finally get some more work.

I have a design joke, but I’m still sketching it out.

With a paper bag over his head like his cameo on the Simpsons.

My BA thesis argued Habermas couldn’t explain the post-bureaucratic structure based on a single footnote in Durkheim. LOL. 21-year olds.

Started reading this the other day but forgot to finish.

So proud of my accomplished husband. 3: his Erdos number 2: his Jeff Dean number 1: his Epstein number

So they’re saying it’s okay to shoot anyone with a gun? Because there are a bunch of terrorists on the streets in Minneapolis brandishing guns at people right now.

It is long past the time for a national general strike. 'This is not a government by consent of the governed. It is oppression.

Misread this is “don’t take him alive” and thought that was a bit of an escalation for Kai Ryssdal…

Ladies, they’re going to start raiding our “book clubs.” Watch out for goons abducting white women at libraries!

Apparently you don’t have to reply with “stop” to unsubscribe from Republican text spam.

WSJ is basically like “ADHD meds aren’t a magic bullet and there isn’t an endless supply of experienced child psychiatrists in every location” so you’re better off just saying “fuck it” and not treating because really their thesis is “meds are bad.”

He bought “Stock Investing for Dummies” and “Bitcoin for Dummies!” This dummy was a genius money manager for billionaires? I’ve got questions about what services he actually provided given his dummy-level expertise in investing.

@wyden.senate.gov and @jeff-merkley.bsky.social —I really hope my Senators are leading the charge to not cave right now 🐸🐸

You have no idea how many revolutionaries we can fit in our SUVs and minivans. They’re the clown cars of fucking shit up.

Kevin Bacon is fuuuuuccckkked

It’s like the NYT likes to put their work through the ol’ ratio machine anytime they write about Trump’s crime-ing. Turn the handle and watch the easily torchable “legally disputed” replies come out!

We’re gonna have to tear the whole thing down like a school where there’s been a mass shooting.

Abso-fucking-lutely not.

Banning trans people from owning guns is a really REALLY significant escalation and I think the scariest part about it that's not being discussed at all is that the plan is to declare that trans people are mentally ill Moreover, ICE must be destroyed edition.cnn.com/2025/09/04/p...

I feel like “depression” is a secret callout for people who read the news on Bluesky.

I think now we can all agree that a sandwich is anything you can throw at a cop.

If every stadium Trump ever enters doesn’t sing “A minooooooorrrrrr!!!” in unison for the rest of his life, we have failed as a country.

What do we throw in Boston Harbor this time around? Please say it’s not coffee.

Burn the Supreme Court down (the institution, not the building or the people, because either of those would be a crime, unless you’re Donald Fucking Trump, which is why it needs burning down).

Like this, but with the entire government and judiciary

Supreme Court paving the way for six members to be shipped off to The Hague.

When I was in high school this town had a cross-country course so rural they needed to spray paint the cow pies, and now they have a No Kings and that’s a hell of a change.

No one went to his party because Portland had one with pom-poms, a marching band, clowns, and people who aren’t pieces of shit that is everyone cool was at.

This is art

Once you’ve had the biggest figurative fucked-up dick, getting yourself a literal one is the obvious next step.

It’s the sacrifice we’ll have to make to get Elon Musk off this planet.

Big news from @bethhawkins.bsky.social: Linda McMahon’s top special education official ran a school for autistic students that restrained 41 percent of its students in the 2021 school year www.the74million.org/article/trum...

Let’s get this ball rolling to remove Schumer as leader @wyden.senate.gov and @jeff-merkley.bsky.social

As a lady who lathes, it’s incredibly disappointing that literally none of the work showcased in this piece called “Ladies Who Lathe” was actually made on a lathe.

Embezzling unappropriated money to do demo for a Trump hotel with the bonus of genocide for the racists.

Nazi looting.

Me: <Shuts down street with caution tape for sledding> Kids: “Is this legal?” Me: “There’s no such thing as laws anymore.”