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25 years of cigarettes finally paying off for me! Take that, science!

I never thought my "physical inactivity" would be a net benefit, but it's my in to staying jabbed. Not all heroes bother putting capes on.

Physical inactivity, CHECK! ✅

Wooo depression and asthma

That could screw up your insurance rates, couldn't it? Couch potato is probably safer.

Not in "unbrainwormed" world anyway

I’m not in the US anymore, so it doesn’t affect me, but I still feel like this was confusing! Suppose that may have been on purpose 🤷🏻‍♀️

Every night!

“Physical inactivity” seems weird here.

I'm about to spend my Sundays watching 7 hours of commercial free football which I think counts as physical inactivity

Something like 97% of Americans qualify just based on physical inactivity

Physical inactivity? That’s pretty broad.

let’s go baby I love having diabetes

I think I can get three vaccines then.

Thank you, I’m covered because of my age but hoping that younger fellow sufferers would be covered as well!

WTF does "Neurological conditions limited to dementia and Parkinson's disease" mean? What is the big brain science™ behind not authorizing it for people with MS or muscular dystrophy or dozens of others of conditions?

Who would have thought those cigarettes I smoked in college would actually improve my health

"Primary immunodeficiencies" covers a LOT.

And have been sitting on my ass at my desk ALL day, so ✅️physically inactive. Im double- qualified

Former smoker!!!

BMI is a fake ass metric that doesn't measure anything, but I guess 203/5'9"=30, and I'm not gonna be under 203 anytime soon.

Hypertension not enumerated. One of the earliest recognized comorbidities.

my depression renders me susceptible to germs and holiday music

Will we be included in Republicans' first round of The Purge?

My lack of physical activity will soon pay off. I knew it!

Sooooo I guess we can say that this whole "COVID vaccine is banned" stuff is largely a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.