Brivwec (Forgiven)

boss on the dipshit machine: "wow, finally someone who speaks on my level of intellect". the dipshit machine: "yessir, there ARE RAZORS in the VACCINES. And yes, WHITES are a MINORITY"

Reality is a simulation that is testing to see what abstract social events and information can make me commit adventurism, I REFUSE to take part in your GAY MATRIX BITCH

* A vast spectrum of different people - across race, sexualities, and gender - start coming to the cafe * Pixie cut barista: "what drink you want?" Every person: "PLEASE BE MEAN TO ME"

I want to bring back the ancient Athenian concept of ostracisation, except instead of kicking them out of the city we just flat out launch that fucker into space.

OK, my posts are becoming WAY TOo REPETITIVE. To become the Steve Jobs of posting, I need to DISRUPT the posting game.

t-ball basegirl

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy was an EA or Rationalist. Would explain the ummm akshually attitude and the fucking retardation

Interviewer: mr hegseth, are you currently inebriated? *Hogseth uncomfortably readjusts in his chair, the sound of 5 empty aluminium cans being knocked over rings out* Hegseth: I can assure ui'm complete ly sober right,now.

googling cool ways to shit myself

I AM WOKE CHARLIE KIRK

WOKE 1.0: Halsey kissing her fans on the mouth ❌ WOKE 2.0: kissing your dad on the mouth ✅ now you know where I stand capitalist SCUM

suckmyass.net

google how to say" fart pussy" in Swahili

Just updated to Wokedows 11

There are just a surge of white guys on the net who post like: "god forbid a white boi catch a vibe" or "white Bois are here rn swagging out". STOP POSTING LIKE THIS, NORMAL PEOPLE DO NOT TALK LIKE THIS DO NOT LOOK AT MY POST HISTORY

I appreciate the opinions of John Jerkoff

If U can't let a gay girl go WOKE. GET out of my face BITCH. GET out of my mentions GET out of my LIFE GET out of my UNIVERSE I WILL report you to the gay police if I have to you TWERP!

I be eating the trans fruit on toast

We got several political science professors here in the fox reaction room. We getting their reactions to goatse compilations. They will give their overviews in 5

@grok is this gay?

This bitch addicted to weird relationships. Looking forward to the excerpts.

WE ARE ALL GAY SOLDIERS MILLIE, KNOW YOUR PLACE

white boiz unironically trying to pull of that Sam Bankman-Freid swag in current days. Rip a g 👑🙏 💰

THIS BITCH EATING SHRIMP?

I fucked your dad

yeah we posing cringe now, everything up to this point has been factual social commentary

In trying to make a film that will turn any lib into an antifa super soldier. Will heavily draw from birth of a nation and cybersmith skeets. Will use ai to add actual black people in

john shitter

THE KIDS are calling it NORMAL MAXING I call it DRIVINF MY CAR

getting a record contract with seal, art of the seal. Gonna get dinner, art of the meal. Give Iran 300 billi, art of the deal.

America is sending JD Vance to eat all of Iran's processed nuclear material, as defined in the "art of the deal" deal Mr Donald J Trump made with Iran. JD a lil chubster ♂️🍪

There are white women who don't know who Jenna marbles is, our culture is being erased.

Cops didn't believe the windscreen pissing social experiment

WERE NOT LIVING IN A PANOPTICON. WERE LIVING IN THE PLANOPTICON, PLANNED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO PLAN THE VIEWING OF YOU DRIVING WHILST USING YOU'RE MOBILE PHONE 🤳📱!!!

character SHIPPING!? NO I'm character SHITTING! SHITTING IN THIS TOILET! 🚽

NAPTIME

I'm currently WIPING MY FUCKING ASS

Male pattern baldness eagle

A few beers is the entry way drug to popin' wegovy on the reg.

I'm living that "whimsy" lifestyle by wearing clothes and not being depressed

South Carolina has implemented Sharia law.

HOW DO I GET THE AI TO WIPE MY BUM-BUM

Why do I need a feature that emulates schizophrenia? Hit that "shut the hell up" button bitch

I WANT TO SWIM IN KARI LAKE

only thing that will fix the ego of the current Aus admin is if they all got male pattern baldness.

I think liberals should be banned from deriving takes from podcast transcripts