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the New Yorker on Jimmy Kimmel

Think I’m done drinking for a week or two after that celebrating #lufc

#OrangeMonday

Today should be named Orange Monday, instead of Black Monday. This disastrous outcome in the markets should be attributed solely to Trump and his insane reckless tariffs.

Cartoon by @billbramhall.bsky.social. #TrumpTariffs

haha

I binged it. However, as a teacher, I can confirm that young, working class, white lads are being radicalised into thinking everyone is a target/ enemy. We need to understand Art reflects life, and do something. #Adolesencce is a warning as well as a masterpiece.

If you have Netflix then watch Stephen Graham’s #Adolescence It’s about the boys we raise and the men they become It is both chilling and profound Well done to everyone involved

#Adolescence absolutely worthy of the praise it’s getting.

Egan-Riley's red card rescinded. Not one for FL conspiracies but WTF. #lufc

Special edition of Count Binface Lifts The Lid is now online, dissecting the Oval Office shitshow. In which I coin the phrase HILLBILLY HIMMLER for JD Vance. countbinface.substack.com/p/the-shite-...

How many people do we reckon the protests against Trump will bring out during his State visit? 500k? #Trump #Statevisit

“Three for a hundred”

Olive You’re not alone is still an absolute tune #totp

Bring back a weekly TOTP but have everyone sing live. In a world of digital download music I think people would tune in to see good live performances. Bit like Jools but for a more mainstream audience #totp #bbc4

This makes so much sense

Wonder how many people are using ChatGPT to write their Valentine’s Day card message this year?

When terrible things happen it can be easy to believe the world is terrible; it's important to remember that there is far more good than evil. While there are a small number of people who commit horrific acts, there are literally millions of people who will save people from them.

The next four years is just going to be a long series of people confidently telling you that you didn't just see what you just saw

Wober is trying to sabotage us #lufc

The amount of work left to do and inescapable social occasions between now and Christmas is just making me want to call the whole thing off.

No worse feeling in the world than checking your phone in the morning to see you’ve accidentally dialled someone totally inappropriate at 4am. Might just dig a hole and live in it forever.

Just seen someone on Instagram describe Farage as what would happen if you used black magic to bring a pork scratching to life. 😂 I will never understand his popularity. I just can’t fathom it no matter how hard I try. Does anyone get it?

Farage will say this is not what he wants, but what he wants will open the door to it.

BBC Christmas Day schedule: 3:55pm Threads 5:10pm Threads 6:10pm Wallace & Gromit 7:25pm Threads 7:55pm Threads 9:00pm Threads 10:30pm Threads 11:00pm Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special

If I have a heavy weekend nowadays I might as well just write off any thought of being productive until Wednesday. Just going to start pricing in lack of enthusiasm and procrastination as being inevitable.

Hate football

Dread to think how many hours I’ve lost by not reading the supplied manual that explains exactly how something should work.

not seen it mentioned elsewhere so: my theory is that Elon has become obsessed with Britain because he's essentially stopped sleeping due to drugs and/or madness but for like six hours of his nights Americans are sleeping so Brits are the one English-speaking timezone awake and posting