Paul Tourville

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I'm so glad my ancestors decided to dick with their names between the time they were born and the time they had kids. It makes my job so much easier when I try to trace my ancestry back to Canada. Thanks, guys. Born "Pierre Joseph Albert" but goes by "Albert P.J." by the time he has a kid. Great.

Ha. Li'l Marco.

The only honorable thing for Susan Collins to do is to retire, disappear from public life, and never rear her head or publicly express her opinions again.

Facts.

I've heard of this gulf... 👇🏾

Further commentary would be redundant.

Well. This is news.

So, apparently, Andrew Wakefield is not dead, yet. Sad. share.google/aimode/AiA9F...

I done did my doodie. Not to tell you what to do, but if you can vote early, you should vote early.

...so what's the Christian god got to do, now? If he has to leave the health of The Pope in the hands of Earthly doctors... how's he gonna restore the limbs of amputees?! apnews.com/article/vati...

oh huh, another school shooting. seems like a good time as any to repost this piece I wrote three and a half years ago, because nothing ever changes.

Huh. Imagine that.

From the "Good. Fuck that guy." file:

We don't need to justify atheism. I have yet to be exposed to any objectively verifiable direct empirical evidence that supports ANY supernatural claims, let alone the 5 upon which Christianity is contingent. I don't do internal critique of Harry Potter, why would I do it for a "holy book"?

ta-da. Nope. No corruption or appearance of corruption here. <<====SARCASM

Oh, hey, guys! Lindsay Graham is still dead! Wheee!

Same, shuttlecraft people. Same.

Once again... an accusation that turns out to be an accidental confession.

I love when the IRS IVR says hold time will be approximately 30 to 60 minutes, and it's 75 minutes into the call. This hold music is ...well... it's not the WORST... but... after 75 minutes... I'm about ready to sit here and listen to it some more because sunk cost and so on.

Wait, is that the same know-nothing dipshit who said Addison Mitchel "Moscow Mitch" McConnell's brain is as sharp as it's ever been? Is THAT the guy?

Fucking OOPS! Gee, hypocrisy in extremism, and especially conservative extremism. Cool, cool. Is this where Elon and Melania somehow DON'T get scrutinized for the same thing for some unexplicated (but explicable) reason.

- Implement Project 2025 - Discuss Arnold Palmer's Genitalia - Bulldoze East Wing of WH - Open Wildlife Habitat to Drilling/Mining/Logging - Cut 760,000 from ObamaCare - Ban CNN, MS NOW & Politico - Cancel Iran Nuclear Deal - Cringeworthy Speech to Boy Scouts - Mass Deportations #IgnoreEPSTEIN

Can you demonstrate by way of objectively verifiable direct empirical evidence the real-world truth of the supernatural claims upon which Chrisitanity is contingent? I'm not interested in your "ology" until you can demonstrate the reality of your "theo"

I am not interested in "internal critique" of Christianity (or any religion). "If Jesus has X-Attribute, why would he do Y-Action?" I don't know and I don't care. He's an obvious fictional character in an obvious fantasy story. Ask the author.

Y'know, Thom, that's not really the compliment you seem to think it is. thehill.com/homenews/sen...

I have about as much use for Frank Turek as ...um.... Sagittarius A* has for ...uh.... Frank Turek. I think he would be much more use to humanity as an industrial lubricant (once properly processed) than as a person with opinions. youtu.be/KLlOVVMl5Hc?...

I have about as much use for Frank Turek as ...um.... Sagittarius A* has for ...uh.... Frank Turek. I think he would be much more use to humanity as an industrial lubricant (once properly processed) than as a person with opinions. youtu.be/KLlOVVMl5Hc?...

That's the bit where Jackie Chan, in the blink of an eye, dismantles the gun pointed at him while still in the hand of the man pointing it at him.

Great! Well done. Well said. Now, when you get there, can you please press and influence your colleagues to impeach, convict, and refer for criminal prosecution the entirety of the Trump Administration, its Cabinet, and the Trump-appointed SCOTUS Justices? Pleeeeeease?!

My...chicken sandwich and cahfee. ...My ...CHICKen SAAndwich ... aand... KHAH-fee.

As someone who is currently looking for a new house to live in, I would like to point out the absolute arrogance of wallpaper. "This wall should always have this color (or pattern) and texture forever! AAGGggghhhkkk! <thud>" Yes, green with gold fleurs de lis on a burlap texture. Yes, thank you.

I love it when theists just keep saying, "Tell me. Tell me. Say it. Tell me. Do it. Say it. Tell me. You're a coward. You can't, can you? Tell me." without pausing long enough to permit their interlocutor to tell them, say it, do it, et cetera. Shut the fuck up, and I will, asshole.

That's the face of a man who is COUNTING on those rewards points, and is desperately grateful to the point of ugly-crying over it. Poor Peyton. Poor, poor Peyton.

If I never hear the phrase "metaphysical substrate" again, it will be too soon. Seriously.

What ever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?

Oh? Health questions linger, you say? Well. First I'm hearing about it. If the US national newsmedia reporting is anything to go by, there is nothing at all worthy of note happening, and we should all go about our business. www.courier-journal.com/story/news/p...