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Merry Christmas. Maybe let’s all take a break from being total dicks for a day buckaedown.bandcamp.com/track/can-we...

ever notice how every picture of kash patel looks like you just accidently walked in on him mastrubating in your bathroom?

Charlie Kirk was what would happen if “debate me, bro” became a real boy.

look, if an alien is just, like, a hot broad painted blue, wanting to fuck that alien is straight. if you're wanting to bang something that has a cloaca or something the anatomy diagram labels as "reproductive mandibles" that's queer. i don't make the rules.

Look player, lemme save you some time. if you can’t bring that Gomez Addams game, you ain’t gettin the big tiddie goth girl.

don't spoil the ending for me - but this ends with Elon Musk getting the contract to build his own nuclear weapons, doesn't it?

If you want to stop Trump- LISTEN TO THIS VETERAN NOW!! When you wake be a completely effing different!! Spread this like wildfire!

Absolutely 😂

Hey kids -I had to dip out because my fucking house burned to the ground Jan. 8. Did you all enshitify the place yet, or is it still cool?

I just lost my home and everything in it To a catastrophic fire. We are safe. But we lost everything This is the first go fund me set up. gofund.me/82ff9f24

This is what I wrote and recorded as I watched the attack on the capital 1/6/21 youtu.be/7n7lNcZUo8U?...

Jon Stewart: “Ultimately the certification ceremony went off without a hitch… it’s amazing how smoothly our democracy works when you don't act like a little bitch if you lose.” 🇺🇸

FELA KUTI ROFOROFO FIGHT side one of this is so hot it can burn your whole fucking house down if you weren’t careful with it. #nowspinning #vinylcommunity #vinyl

THE KINKS - ONE FOR THE ROAD this album wrote it itself on my soul when I was a kid in the early 1980s It’s as flawless an example of perfect rock n roll fundamentals played the right way by great guys. #nowspinning. #vinylcommunity #vinyl

Once again keeping to my promise of automatically reskeeting ANY post with a bandcamp link. I invite you to do the same. Bandcamp Is the ONLY ethical major digital music distribution platform & it costs you nothing to support musicians struggling to survive in the vampire squid era of streaming

For those of you that missed it and have wondered what the fuck was up with mom vagina posts I present to you one of Blueskys all time best main character arcs.

I forgot what they're called but syrup belongs in every waffle bellybutton.

Best in show for tonight

Because I got one hand in my pocket and the other one apparently wouldn’t survive 3 minutes finger blasting your mom’s vagina.

one of the hundreds of things that makes living in altadena magic is knowing that my rep in the house is an absolute G that works day and night for the righteous cause. Judy Chu is unfadeable, and I can promise you we will keep sending her back as long as she wants to do it

Alexa, make skeets go brrrrrr

I love how they dropped elf on a shelf on people in 2005 but totally tried to gaslight everybody into thinking this was some old timey holiday tradition going back to the 50s or 60s or whatever The George W. Bush years really were the golden era of normalizing a self surveillance state.

gonna eat all 8 spiders today so i don’t have to eat any for the rest of the year

asking how i'm feeling is just like asking what i'm having for dinner while i'm hunched over the sink shoveling cold leftovers in my mouth. it ain't great, look away

The tactic of dumbing down your argument to the most pedantic level to paint your opponent as an out of touch elitist would be genius if it was intentional But they really are this dumb.

If your dog doesn’t have at least three nicknames, I’m just gonna assume that you’re neglecting them

If I was hot I would feed you all a steady diet if incredibly tasteful, well lit slutty thirst trap pix, but I just didn’t work out for either of us that way.

My shit posts bring all the boys to the yard and now I realize that may have not been the best decision in the interests of my family or my neighbors.

Little on the fucking nose, don’t you think?

I highly recommend just parking your hungover ass on the couch and binge watching COSMOS It’s comforting

All I can tell you is that we are lucky to be alive at all. No matter how weird it gets grasp the simple joy while you still can. Make your world small. It’s easier.

Happy new year everyone Get ready for what will almost certainly be one of the most ridiculous years in the entire history of the American experiment. May their buffoonery act as a safety mechanism against their fascist desires

If you start watching NEW JACK CITY at exactly 11:25:55 pm today, your boy Flavor Flav will scream “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” right as the clock strikes midnight,,, and we can celebrates together,!!

this really has become one of my favorite holiday traditions. anything in quotes is an absolute banger defector.com/what-did-we-...

Just want you to know you banger with 10 likes absolutely smokes most of the ones with 40k. I see you.

All flags in DC will be at half mast during the inauguration. www.huffpost.com/entry/jimmy-...

This used to be a great country where giants roamed free Hunter S. Thompson Remembers Jimmy Carter’s Captivating Bob Dylan Speech (1974) www.openculture.com/2012/07/hunt...

Pour one out for a Real One www.ajc.com/news/former-...

If you wanna listen to Elmo pretending to be Adrian Dittmam while arguing with maga chuds (a two-fer if there ever was one) here ya go: charlesjohnson.substack.com/p/how-elon-m...

How will we know if it works if we don’t try it. And if this doesn’t work, we can try yeeting one into a live volcano.

SHITPOST LIKE NO ONE IS FOLLOWING

Wait till these racist dipshits find out the jobs they CAN have are working ankle deep in slurry for minimum wage at a meat packing plant because they helped deport all the people who did that job before. You guys THIS IS GOING TO JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

The MAGA chuds are getting a hard crash course on class solidarity and I’m so fucking here for it Here’s a quick recap for anyone that’s just joining the discussion

Roses are red Violets are great..

DOUG NUTS. GOT ‘EM

So here’s one thing you can take to the bank -trumps alliances will ALWAYS be with money, and the people who give it to him. The maga populists will be wrapped around the axle if it comes down to a binary choice Every. Single. Time. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

OMG this is getting better every day. I think this is my new kink y’all.