Cosmic Horror Goblin

bit of boring housekeeping, but I've finally decided to set up a patreon. No special bells and whistles involved, just if you like my work and want to contribute to it, there's an option now:

oh fuck it's Moves of the Diamond Hand Chapter 3 day, and here I am like an absolute mug bashing my head against a game I don't love trying to finish it

I've trained my dog to salivate at the sound of a bell thanks to my invention, the edible bell

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

I’ve lived in a good dozen different places over the past 40 years and not once have I ever experienced anything close to disaster and yet I just heard a large crack out of nowhere and I'm convinced that half my house is suddenly going to collapse

Just listened to this episode, a great brief history on Musashi Miyamoto and some wider thoughts on Capcom's latest demon slaying samurai romp, all packaged in a brilliantly digestible format

I mean...if nothing else this is an excuse to start a new playthrough of Heaven's Vault

I only just realized that Queen's Domain is by the dev behind The New Flesh - the interactive Red Vox music video experience. That explains why it looks so good.

NEW POST: To compliment my NEXTfest video, I also wanted to shout out some interesting looking games I didn't get the time to play:

seems like "on the orders of a nazi every major news outlet on the planet hounded an innocent man to death because he's black" should be one of the biggest stories of the year

Moves of the Diamond Hand - Chapter 3. Out Monday. store.steampowered.com/app/2778210/...

Gamer cat

NEW VIDEO: Another anthology of #NEXTfest demos, for your pleasure

NEW VIDEO: Another anthology of #NEXTfest demos, for your pleasure

some of my sloppiest editing work but the video is done, will get it uploaded tonight

saddened to hear about Bioware. A cool studio that made some great games. I know a number of key figures had already left in recent years but you could still see some of that magic in Veilguard, even if it wasn't quite up to snuff in other ways.

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

a story in two acts

closing doors on the NEXTfest demos now. I've got loads to show you, hopefully will get the video out tomorrow

People using AI to reverse engineer games to then turn around and publish clones is straight up theft. Why is anyone pretending otherwise? The only thing genAI is good at making is fucking talentless thieves. Prosecute the lot of them. Sue them to hell.

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

I know it doesn't matter really but I do feel somewhat disheartened with the amount of effort I put into my videos knowing that the end result is just going to get outstripped by some dickhead in a baseball cap reviewing a smash burger in his car

so there i was, crackin my bleedin’ egg,

fucking pop off, king!

Strange Scaffold's games might be excellent but I’ll never know because their marketing is unbelievably fucking obnoxious

Losing my mind a little listening to folk on a podcast talk about Hellraiser Revival and one of the hosts keeps referring to 'Zenobites'. That's not what they're called!

absolutely howling at this

The Bambinos are on good form tonight

Why does this stairwell have a cuck chair?

me and @videogamesarebad.co.uk have got one of these coming out next year so mind what you say

My horror novel passed review! Happy Halloween! www.patreon.com/noahcaldwell...

gotta say, still feels weird being home from work so early

This has been making me laugh all day