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Everybody shut up

I just wanted to eat bugs but Dracula has me running every whichaway

The lives of sex workers keep getting worse while the lives of pedophiles and sexual abusers keep getting easier. Every piece of evidence shows the superstructure loves sexual abuse and hates sexual agency. Destroy it or forever be Protestant.

great news for people who love it when a cop explodes

John Brown was a crazed fanatic and that's a good thing. Sane people never did shit

Dollys on her way darlins

“why don’t we protest like they do in France?” Says everyone that stayed inside in 2020.

So they realized they're in the gutter, no revenue in sight, operating at a tremendous loss, and suddenly decided to slow down "to save the humanity."

really not feeling in the 9/11 spirit. someone just said "death to america" to me and i was like yeah sure man, you too

GOSSIP mini comic. Only made a few and you have to find me and ask for one at SPX the twist is I'll only be there for a few hours. Maybe I'll put it on my Patreon also

Some of the best art is made in the place where ambition outpaces talent. If you use AI to try and detour around this you are a creative failure. You have disfigured your soul and should to go to torture island for 10000 years.

I wrote a late essay about the bizarreness of the Emily Wilson discourse and the nature of discourse itself on social media.

Every so often I will check the FB marketplace, snuffling for bargains, and the Ed Gein level shit that I will glimpse on my 0 following feed over there really shakes my famous society-can-work attitude.

You heard it here folks!

I agree with her selling a 8 year old JD for percs stance but we differ on this.

"a story about the revolutionary potential of a gay guy with 2 grenades" Who writes this stuff?!

Etsy.com/shop/bumlung

FUNDRASIER SHIRT cashing in on all the Dolly love to help fund harm reduction in Appalachia etsy.com/shop/bumlung

In case you wanted about 3,700 words on the problems with today's "settlement" that gives Meta way more power over how the internet works than it should have.

my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.

We lost the closest thing we had to a living saint with the resources to embody Jesus's teachings. If Chicago pope don't canonize Dolly I may never go to church again.

Never had I seen someone so highly respected by freaks and straights alike in life and memorialized by all in death. Would that Dolly could have lived forever but what a life incredibly well spent.

Not a Stone Cold Steve Austin cosplayer

me and @bumlung.bsky.social made this thing like three years ago and it continues to be one of my proudest pieces ever 🦇 www.etsy.com/listing/1546...

a root beer float is the perfect meal for the gal on the go

The reality of it is that none of you losers want to make art. If you wanted to make art you'd shut up and go do it. What you want is attention and recognition and praise and frankly you'll have a better shot at it quitting your job to become a human pet.

i think ketamine is useful in some circumstances and fun in others but it's acquired this weird halo of health through grifters and idiot podcasters who are rationalizing their drug abuse with therapy speak and bad science

I think there's a more traditional way for Ireland to deal with a rich man who harms children and owns a yacht

Only read about dragons in books. The information online is accurate but the goverment will monitor how much of it you access and if they decide you're getting too close to the truth they'll send a real dragon to kill you

IT IS HEROIC TO TRY TO STOP TIME

What's "pleading guilty" anyway?

Said "okay, stolen valor". After a first date said they got freckles tatted on and ruined the whole exchange. I was right to do it.

You know civilization is crumbling because when people used to wear camera glasses they would get their shit rocked on sight.

many of u appear to be trying to play a sophisticated game of chess while your opponent is pointing a gun at you and also pulling the trigger on the gun pretty frequently and you're being shot by the gun a lot