Beverly Tweetmaker

I've decided I'm gonna listen to every album on the Rolling Stone top 100 punk albums list. After every album I'll post my thoughts in this thread, followed by an explanation of why it's not as good as Andy Williams' 1963 Grammy-nominated classic Days of Wine and Roses and Other TV Requests.

I walked through the loop about 45 minutes after the game started. Saw multiple bars/restaurants with hockey on their TVs and none were the Hawks. Don't get me wrong the UC is half empty mainly because they stink, but making people pay to watch games on TV certainly doesn't help.

Wait when did Charlie Sheen get Belgian citizenship and move overseas?

Happy Tuesday. Are you gentlemen gonna buy some wigs or ain't ya?

This compilation is the Very Special Christmas of spooky season

You can’t help but feel bad for Rays fan here

Bluesky has four types of users

This is some cool shit and I'm sure I have more than one art-loving urbanist mutual with an empty spot on their wall

This is what you say when you can't fuck and hope your wife never discovers there are other people out there who CAN fuck

You have to learn about racism before you can even spell as a Black person in the US and some of yall are over 30 and don’t think it exists

*3 years old* thinking he did something wrong btw Goofy ass country

Might just do all of my holiday shopping at @harebrained.bsky.social this year

Isn't Skattebo gen z slang for toilet?

youtu.be/T6j4f8cHBIM?...

I've seen many a good old fashioned suck-off in my day but this Packers/Lions game may be an all-timer. Even the officials are contributing!

The Detroit Lions are discovering that if you dress like the Carolina Panthers you play like the Carolina Panthers (not that it's that much worse than playing like the Detroit Lions)

The 2026 Minnesota Vikings are the 2001 Chicago Bears

I don't know who Tod Perry is but he has a bright future as a staff writer at the Atlantic completely making up bullshit like this

Favorite film in haiku: Oh I've heard of you. Best cooler in the business— Sorry 'bout your throat!

what idiot called it "hydroplaning" and not an "abs challenge"?

With Democrats like these who needs Republicans?

I'm in too shitty of a mood to watch this World Series game. Is it too early for edibles*? *Edibles just put me to sleep even if they're supposedly 100% sativa.

Most people: I hope I can save enough to retire Me: I don't care if I have to work for the rest of my life just tell me that some day I'll get to a point where I'm not in a constant state of stress about the people I'm letting down

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (2009, dir. Quentin Tarantino)

Arsenal winning handily & their supporters still finding things to whine about online Name a more iconic duo

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HELL YES

THE ODYSSEY (2026, dir. Christopher Nolan)

Is this bad? I'm just a beer league defenseman (pylon) but I feel like this is bad

Is nothing sacred...nothing?

Good to know it's not just a Chicago thing

Apparently the Bulls are so bad the NBA is putting their games on while everybody's still at work so nobody notices

Bitchwhat?

Skill issue

I can't believe Ilhan "Omar" would exploit the popularity of The Wire to get elected to Congress

My confession: I get Palmer Luckey confused with Stella Lefty. Too many billionaires who sound like they should either be starting QB at an SEC school or having an affair with the head coach of said SEC school