Calamadee

I got the one name reserved that I really wanted, the rest I'll work on. Debby Drowner is ready for adventure.

Was so jazzed about a no death labyrinth run yesterday that I left without all my treasures. 🫠

Who up thinking about how Dr. Strangepork from The Muppet Show looks like Larry David?

Feeling very accomplished this morning, getting my first Fabled achievement with a delve boss. Valeera and I just slayed. #warcraft

call me a radical leftist, but I think bad things should happen to terrible people.

One my of little joys is wearing lip gloss again.

The drop in humidity has made for a beautiful morning.

My nervous system did not react well to seeing my ex active in wow again, but im fine today. I cant spiral cause im just too darn content with my own life.

Wow Forever beta has reunited one of my beaus with guild mates he had Vanilla-Pandaria and I think that's pretty neat.

people keep making movies where the premise is "it's kind of like a man but it looks like a monstrous freak but it's nice and sexy and doesn't abuse the woman so it's basically the most romantic thing ever" and men keep not getting it.

OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳

Let's do a Musk-Starship thread (not an expert, just a news-reader with a memory longer than a journalists, ie two weeks). In 2016, when the Starship idea was unveiled, he would have an uncrewed landing on Mars in 2022, and crewed by 2024.

I love Great British Bake Off Saturdays. This show just fills me with joy.

So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...

Bi Visibility Day reminder that biphobia is toxic and boring. If someone asks you to pick a side, pick up your keys and leave. If someone says you're greedy, steal their car. If someone says it's just a stop on the way to being gay, steal all their pets and give them better lives.

submission guidelines: you can use US or UK spellings, so long as you are consistent me: listen it's not my fault you don't recognize the unique flavour that is Canadian English

Anyway, I'm going to enjoy a pumpkin Chai latte and try to relax.

I should be working today, but my third pretrial hearing this afternoon has me needlessly anxious. I can't wait to be done with narcissist ex.

On leaving you playfully punched my left shoulder. The sensation remains But your voice fades The sensation remains But your image fades I short of breath tremble I think you’ve cracked a rib. —“Gone but Not Forgotten”, by Maud Sulter (1960–2008), born #OTD, 19 Sep – a 🎂🧵 #poem #poetry

I couldn’t help but paint Holly Longdale’s absolutely gorgeous outfit for #blizzcon ! So excited for WoW Forever 🥹🩵

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Could not stay asleep last night so everything feels like a solid no fair today.

Gas so expensive I’m no longer accepting ass or grass for rides

It's nice when you have some friends over for a slumber party! 👻 #ArtSky #Art #OriginalArt #DigitalArt

"Small words for small men," love it.

Watching the Raygun doc while I look for work today. Forgot how cringe the whole thing was.

She's just a Backwoods Barbie! I wanted to re-do an old Dolly piece from a few years back, and this was the result! I love you Dolly 😭🦋

i have nothing to say to people who regularly hold "conversations" with LLMs. you are not my kin. i do not live in your world. our philosophies are so divergent that you may as well be xenobiology. i would find it easier to understand the mind of a mineral deposit, or a ripple in a pond

I stopped fucking with We Rate Dogs when it came out that he changes the name of dogs that sound too "ethnic"

Moved to a different raid team this season, so I'll be staying in my comfort zone with my dungeon crew this week. Nervous like the first day of school.

PETE HEGSETH: Napoleon, how do we defeat Iran? AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines? You have vaccines? PETE HEGSETH: Yes but they're woke and gay AI NAPOLEON: Send me typhus vaccine PETE HEGESTH: No, I need your help with Iran, we're running low on artillery AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines then Iran