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Christmas is coming up, so I figure I might as well set up a new Ko-Fi goal. Aiming to get a RetroTINK-4K so I can finally make use of my old Win98 machine. Don't feel obligated to donate, but it would be nice to have something to offset the cost! ko-fi.com/cambertian/g...

I thought this new-fangled "Phantom Blade Zero" game was a prequel until I realized I was actually thinking of Phantom Dust

I'm LIVE with Horror Multimedia! twitch.tv/rescue_cat

Our look at games with ghostly protagonists is NOW on YouTube! Casper... www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7wG...

I need to practice making things for people on a deadline but man, any time something feels like an obligation I freeze up and start physically aching instead

Beasts of Mystery is 40% off for Steam Scream V! Go and pick it up now if you haven't! store.steampowered.com/app/3502060/...

I wish it was socially acceptable to tell a dietitian "hey, I wanna be healthy obviously but I also wanna stay fat while doing it if possible". It's not even a kink thing, I just don't like feeling too thin and bony

in these dark times, let us remember: free software collection 8 fm towns wakesurf dog

Quote with a favourite Pokémon (Wrong answers only)

*reads the abbreviation "SotC" What it's supposed to mean: "Shadow of the Colossus" What I read it as: "Symphony of the Castlevania"

When a complete stranger slides into my DMs insisting I buy an art commission from them

youtube on my TV knows i really like these fucking videos where someone makes a game soundtrack for a game that could never exist and also is completely absurd so occasionally my TV starts producing the most beautifully composed sounds ever and i turn around and its just this

The heimlich maneuver is cancelled. Because of choke

Basically my problem with the foldable screen craze. I wish I could've had my Samsung Flip for longer - I need the extra pocket space - but the crease got dirty and unusable near-instantly. Had to get a new phone in under a year I wanna say

At this point I'm seriously considering never making anything of note, since y'all seemingly can't help but turn trans creatives into "discourse"

I think what we need for Treasure to come back and make games again is for the most common gaming platform to have the specs of a PS2 at most

Games Will Never Be Bad Like They Used To Be

What's a crossover (preferably before the MCU) that you're surprised ever happened? I'll start with the following:

Average Blood 2 experience #KermisPlays

We're continuing our playthrough of the crazed anthology horror game Juggernaut TONIGHT at 7pm CT! How many more sicko islands will we be trapped on this time? twitch.tv/retropals

I was going to say "in an ideal world, there would be a Doom WAD for banking" but then I remembered Sandy propped up a Doom-based cryptocurrency a while back and now I'm peeved

We're showing off games with haunted ghostly protagonists TONIGHT at 7pm CT! Dare you tune in to see these frightening ghouls? twitch.tv/retropals

Apparently EDF5 got put onto Switch 2 recently while I wasn't looking? Weird that it's not 6 or some other entry but oh well. I'd say "grab it" but I don't know if it's a good port yet. However, you should always grab EDF on other platforms. www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

Alternate universe where the next step up from a PC Speaker was a giant grid of stepper motors and nobody ever figured out FM or wavetable audio youtu.be/daZHOQLlEjs?...

Me when I was 11: "I think all turn-based games should be like Paper Mario and require you to time your attacks!" Me now that I'm 31: "Ugh... I just want a turn-based game where you can take your time and not have to time anything"

I love seeing all the developments on the concept of an eInk Game Boy honestly. I don't care about the practicality of it or whatever else, it's really cool to see and gives off those same vibes that made me love the demoscene

Our Scary Light gun Game Showcase is NOW on YouTube! Y'all will not believe how wild these games get, trust me www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu1j...

📢 INDIE FOR HIRE! OPEN FOR CONTRACTS & GIGS! 📢 ATTN: indie devs! streamers! people who need visual sizzle! i'm now on the market for gamedev work (mostly unity, some godot/unreal), commission work and more! i'm an adaptable generalist w pro experience, and i've got some amazing deals for YOU! 🫵

In the Japanese PC-88 port of Ultima 3: Exodus by Pony Canyon, if you try to Talk/Transact (T key) to an enemy monster, they literally say "FUCK YOU!!" in English. Hilarious, and apparently nobody has discovered or posted about this before online in English or Japanese

Oh good I still have this shirt

UPDATE: After some preliminary tests, I don't think it's worth pursuing. Automatic palettization loves to make everything either too dark or too bright, therefore not using the palette to its full potential. If I ever finish the project therefore, it's going to be all hand-done.

🎶Rat bitches, eating all the cheeses Get in the cage and you can be their witness "Do you see the perfect squeaker?" Yeah they're right here Fuck around, get their rat tails tangled for years, uh🎶

#slaythespire

I wondered where this resonant synth riff sample originated from because I kept hearing it in various games released around the turn of the millennium. It's from a Sonic Foundy sample CD from 1996

The mouse is, officially, in the house

We're continuing our Juggernaut playthrough TONIGHT at 7pm CT! No more soul holes, we promise! twitch.tv/retropals

Any Deadlock players wanna play with me sometime? I managed to fit it on my laptop hard drive finally

Had to get this out of my head before the season ends

We're LIVE with scary arcade light gun games! twitch.tv/retropals

Grab your quarters (or reloadable game cards), because we're headed to the arcade to show off scary light gun games TONIGHT at 7pm CT! Excited to shoot some skeletons, bats, and other creatures of the night! twitch.tv/retropals

REALLY happy they brought back this Sprite flavor, even if it's a different label than I remember. I used to work at a comic shop back in the 2010s and I'd always get it at the nearby convenience store, so it's very nostalgic for me

YT recs coming in clutch for once youtu.be/R1ZEgrObbJg?...

Our look at the Golden Axe series is NOW on YouTube! This highlight takes a look at all the ports, spinoffs and other games in Sega's sword and sorcery series! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAFf...

now this is truly a namco museum...