Capri

my OC Capri, drawn by the amazing @snowflakepone.bsky.social

big girls give the best cuddles. no one is taking about this

Remember: It’s All Hallow’s EVE, not All Hallow’s STEVE. @theonion.com

knowing is half the battle. blowing is the other half.

unc at the function

Republican: so much for the left's "tolerance" guy with entomophobia: t-t-t-t-t-taller ants????

i went here and no one had ever heard of you

any semblance of courtesy and human dignity evaporates when you enter a Walmart parking lot

now with sfx

girls night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one of the best things ive gotten in a comm form

gm

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

The Washington Post, June 23, 1912

So anyway

buying this for my grandpa hes gonna love it

I'm a professional game developer

fisting but with your penis

#inktober day 10: mystical 🔮✨ #art

ive collected all the genders to power a beam that gives sonic dysphoria

Colombo was the original wife guy AND the original "I love my curvy wife!"

transition goals

I hope this email fucking kills you

wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice

fear is the mind-goblin

The family steam library wasn't worth it 😭

Homo eyes I feel the magic between you and guys

Fun fact!

#SpookyMonth64

I think that federal agricultural research lab is full of government plants

This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸