Leslie Jones

Leslie Jones

@captleslie.bsky.social

Dance with my heart, sailing in paradise literally, Blue all the way

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ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

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SEN. OSSOFF: “.. why are roving gangs of masked men — who look like they couldn’t pass the Army physical exam — dressed up like pretend Delta Force operators, on our streets, demanding papers, dragging people from their cars, and shooting people to death?” @acyn.bsky.social

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Kiss fight! Kiss fight!! The striped parrotfish on the left sandblasts his opponent with a pooptastic finishing move that ends the round dramatically (and builds the beach)!! 🦜🐟💩💨🦜🐟 #parrotfishcapitaloftheworld #kissfight #fishfight #coral #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity

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BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”

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🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD!! 🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!! TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

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World is not staying silent: people across the globe are taking to the streets! London, Helsinki, Stuttgart, Stockholm, Prague, Brussels, Oslo, Lots of Cities in USA – all are against '28 step capitulation plan' #UnitedAgainstTyranny STAND WITH UKRAINE 💙💛 Hans Zimmer - Time Orchestra Version🎼 1/3

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This 74-year-old man possesses more courage, integrity, humanity, and patriotism than anyone who supports Trump. 2 pro-MAGA showed up to the Broadview ICE detention facility A 74 year old Chicago resident named John Platt who has been protesting here for the past 2 months was not having it.

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“May I stress the need for courageous, intelligent, & dedicated leadership…Leaders not in love with publicity, but in love with justice. Leaders not in love with money, but in love with humanity. Leaders who can subject their…egos to the greatness of the cause.” #MLKJr

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Letter: The Epstein files must contain information to constitute the most salacious story of the decade. What on earth could Donald Trump be so ashamed of to refuse to let those files be released?

sltrib.comLetter: If Trump has nothing to hide, he should let the Epstein files be released in the spirit of justice for all Letter: If Trump has nothing to hide, he should let the Epstein files be released in the spirit of justice for all

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And no small business owner has the clout to show up in the Oval Office and give the president a gold statue to catch a break.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

“.. small businesses will have to pay an extra $202 billion a year on tariffs, which works out to about $856,000 per company ..” @opinion.bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

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Larry Summers: "This is way beyond anything Nixon ever did ... this is the stuff of democracies giving way to authoritarianism. Firing statisticians goes with threatening the heads of newspapers, launching assaults on universities, launching assaults on law firms. This is really scary stuff."