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In May 2021, a creepto whale asked me to write an animated cartoon script based on his cryptopunk NFTs, one being a zombie worth $$$. He wanted to produce the pilot episode but was creepy af so I said no. It took me 4 years to self-produce but I did it! Please check it out 🙏 youtu.be/ZkaFdrf71HI?...

ICYMI - Elon Musk emails to Jeffrey Epstein (in the Epstein Files from US Govt) show that he sought to visit "the island," and planned to host convicted sex offender Epstein at SpaceX in Hawthorne. Musk has previously downplayed his relationship with Epstein... www.cnbc.com/2026/01/30/e...

The U.S. Journalist Assistance Network has compiled a set of resources with best practices for journalists in the U.S. to protect their data and devices. Full resource list 👇 cpj.org/wp-content/u...

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Testing this out… PSA: The Tesla customer & investor list is probably the only thing left worth anything after $TSLAQ A list of the world’s most gullible, dewy-eyed, dim-witted, easily exploitable, naïve, susceptible & deceivable targets would be a gold mine for future scammers… $TSLA PT $0

this is always so much fun

LET'S GOOOO www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...

Elon Musk’s XAI faced a huge backlash after its Grok chatbot generated and spread explicit & nonconsensual images all over the social network X… www.cnbc.com/2026/01/02/m... (tw - discusses csam / ncii)

Rest In Peace Bjorn (2012-2025)

good LORD

For years, people have lodged complaints about Tesla’s doors. With no official statistics, Bloomberg did its own analysis on the number of fatal crashes in the US in which door functionality played a role. Read more: bloom.bg/49tm0fF 📷️: Getty Images

the broad inability to leave a social media platform owned by a white supremacist and prolific manipulator of public perception really is one of the most discouraging data points right now

1/ Three planes flew through a temporary no-fly zone as air-traffic controllers scrambled to get planes to safety; federal officials halted an internal review... www.wsj.com/business/air...

Feeling overwhelmed by the onslaught of invasive age-verification mandates? You’re not alone. We built a resource hub to break down how these laws work, who they harm, what’s at stake, and how to protect yourself. Join the fight at EFF.org/Age.

After this weekend's racist attacks on the EU, I've written a column about the moral obligation to stop posting on X. Oh no, wait, I wrote it *two years ago* when it was blatantly obvious what was going on and how it would get much much worse. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.

This story deserved a whole lot more attention. apnews.com/article/musk...

"Robot cars that can take over most of the driving from their human handlers will be ready for the road within three years. It’s not speculation" (Elon Musk, Sept 17, 2013) abc7news.com/post/least-1...

#tesla

tesladeaths.com has been updated for incidents through October 2025, including the latest verified Tesla Autopilot fatalities from the NHTSA SGO. 65 Autopilots deaths since the tech's inception, and 121 Tesla deaths in 2025 so far. #tsla #tslaq

Tesla claimed the Netherlands regulator committed to approving its FSD Supervised for use there. The regulator said nope, and told Tesla fans stop emailing to try to influence the agency’s decision which will be based on safety testing not vibes or pressure… www.cnbc.com/2025/11/24/t...

Other automakers don't want Tesla's garbage "FSD;" no one serious about AI wants xAI's garbage Grok; & no one serious about robots wants dopey Optimus. Meanwhile, SpaceX's "Starship propellant transfer" program - vital to Artemis III - looks more & more like fantasy. electrek.co/2025/11/24/e...

Tesla's EU sales were down 48.5% in October, and are down 30% in a year-to-date when EV sales are up 26%. Tesla's China sales fell 35.8% in October, for an 8.4% decline year-to-date. Tesla's US sales fell 24% in October, after incentives expired. IT'S HAPPENING! www.reuters.com/business/aut...

One of the coolest things about #TeslaTakedown is that it's not just about "sending a message." It's about attaching a stigma to driving a certain make of car, which is the one source of profit for a financial bubble that props up the most powerful racist alive. It's protest as direct action.

PUT IT ON YOUR CALENDAR: NOVEMBER 15 #TESLATAKEDOWN DAY OF ACTION DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK, WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE

"she delights in being mean" is a hell of a clapback for a dude who murdered on the order of a million people by cutting USAID, in the name of fighting back against "suicidal empathy"

It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/31/b... #tslaq #tsla

AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here Humanoid robot:

I feel the same way about people who pretend the driver assistance systems they sell are "autonomous," effectively luring people into overtrusting half-baked technology and then sticking them with the consequences when it crashes

“.. a problem-plagued run for a model that’s failed to catch on with consumers.” @bloomberg.com $TSLA www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

he's also fomenting profoundly misguided interpretations of Tolkien, but that's kind of a secondary issue IMO

the grokipedia article on "racism" is... a rich text

lol grokipedia.com/page/Critici...

imagine inheriting wealth from the last gilded age of oligarchy and cutting Trump $130 million walking around money checks instead of funding libraries and universities like your ancestors had the shame to

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Elon Musk faced a strategic choice in his relationship with Donald Trump, with a different set of negative consequences for collaborating with him and fighting him... and he's decided he wants to incur both of them. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

A bit late for Tesla to be backtracking on it's "All Tesla Cars Being Produced Now Have Full Self-Driving Hardware" promise, no? electrek.co/2025/10/22/t...

had an amazing time with 40,000 of my favorite Portlanders, it's so cool to watch all this horrible shit bring this amazing city together

now I understand why they pushed ads for this into every Tesla, the official car of cheering for Skynet

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Tesla did not crash 3 times in one day. This confusion is due to NHTSA's SGO database being in Excel, where "July 2025" is encoded as "July 1, 2025." If you look through SGO ADS, every crash "occurs" on the first of the month.

turns out Tesla's Austin "robotaxis" have crashed three times already, apparently within the first ~7,000 miles of operation! two appear to be the Tesla getting hit, but one was clearly the Tesla hitting a stationary object, resulting in minor injuries not great!! www.forbes.com/sites/bradte...

NEW: Six Tesla drivers who use Full Self-Driving software say they experienced problems with the technology at rail crossings, and four of them provided videos. Regulators with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration tell NBC News that they had raised the issue with Tesla.

heroes, capes, etc.

NEW: “It’s the most horrible thing, to see a human burning,” Max Walsh said in a recent interview recounting the December 2023 crash. “If I was able to open the doors, I could have gotten them both out before the fire department even got there.” www.bloomberg.com/features/202...

Tesla, which once held more than 80% of the U.S. EV market, accounted for 38% of the total EV sales in August, the first time it has fallen below 40% since October 2017, when it was ramping up production of the Model 3, according to early data from Cox. www.cnbc.com/2025/09/08/t...