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In May 2021, a creepto whale asked me to write an animated cartoon script based on his cryptopunk NFTs, one being a zombie worth $$$. He wanted to produce the pilot episode but was creepy af so I said no. It took me 4 years to self-produce but I did it! Please check it out 🙏 youtu.be/ZkaFdrf71HI?...

Also Elon

And when there is only one set of footprints in the sand, know that Godzilla was either carrying you or he ate you.

Euegh 🤪

🎶 Why does Elon always smell like pee? He must have ketamine uropathy! 🎶

Get hosed, loser!

Finally…an overqualified brunette!

Montana is way too humble imo. He was one of the first brave souls to call fElon a fraud at a time when everyone thought he was the cat’s ass. fElon’s attempt to stifle Montana led to the formation of $TSLAQ, a group of activist short sellers who fanned the flames of a global anti-fElon movement.

Some immediate takeaways from the MUSK documentary.

The guy blowing up Kimberly Guilfoyle - Eric Deters - is the guy who recently had to cancel his Freedom Fest 2026 event featuring Kid Rock because no one would buy tickets.

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A 70yr old FRED ASTAIRE — that's SEVENTY — gets his stylish groove on at the 1970 Academy Awards.

This tweet felt like a sad country song so I turned it into one. Yeehaw!

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Vamos a la playa! Yay Burning Man!!!

Who needs a clown power festival when you can snort nanoparticles at home?

Dammit Janet!

This squirrel was a midnight ballerina in a previous life 😃

It’s a bad day to have eyes

I just joined the “Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee” and for only $10, you can too! www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofri...

The only cheap gas Americans are gonna get!

Anyone else think of that Hamilton song “Cabinet Battle #1” with the line “You don’t have the votes” upon learning that Blanche just got Scaramucci’d?

The Jimothy theme song’s got a good beat & you can vibe to it

I know this image is, most likely, AI generated slop but I don’t care…it’s fawking hilarious! Apparently McBride’s argument that the Taint bros can’t be extradited because the UK charges were politically motivated isn’t going to fly because their crimes were violent. I hope they enjoy prison.

Tahdah! SPCX is the best IPO EVER!

Puff puff pass!

lol

Chao: “The senator’s health did not warrant an immediate return to the U.S.” Narrator: “Yeah, because he’s dead.”

I am literally reading playboy for the articles How much we've slipped as a society that playboy is the only one making salient points about how the oversexualization of everything is actually the manifestation of sexual repression, mostly by conservatives and a lack of feminism

Kitty is pining for the fjords!

Bit dodgy innit? #SpaceX

When $86 billion is not enough… youtu.be/mm4jsYDvrQ0

Haha no short cut to the S&P 500 for the space nazi! techmymoney.com/2026/06/05/s...

I don’t know what the fancy pants pals of Vanky & her waxy husband are into, but I for one would not be keen on motoring my multi-million dollar yacht to the Gorge of Hell that’s filled with underwater explosives. 💣💥

creepto is for loosers innit

…and many more! 😃

WTF of the day: Grimes & her dodgy friend Aella are holding an AI bootcamp in Berkeley, CA from July 1-31st. The last question on the application form is “If you had to have sex with a cow, would you rather it be dead or alive? Why?” Answering the cow question is mandatory. plzdontkillus.com

fElon: “Your cybertruck can function briefly as a boat” 😃

Mansour is a delight!

He’s not doing nothing, he’s…ummm…deploying!

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They say Zsolt Hegedus, an orthopedic surgeon, will be Hungary’s next Health Minister but perhaps he should be the Minister of Joy & Good Vibes? 😃