felicity of images

i am cracking up a little so gonna try to get off social media again

i might finally get my damn braces off in a couple months. i have been very frustrated with the whole situation. when i get them off my teeth will be worse than when i started

if u ask a dyke what movie she wants to watch with u and she starts talking about david cronenberg & asking if you’ve seen crash the little inside out guys inside her head start running for cover because Horny just pulled a gun on the rest of them

figure it out dev and scan full spectrum

wtf this is huge. this game is an all-time classic btw

The UWS kind of feels like a different planet sometimes

i dont trust anyone who still talks about 'the discourse' as something monolithic. either it's "what my friends are talking about" (so not *the* discourse), "what's on X" (far right astroturfing project), or maybe "what's on tiktok" (you still need a fake id at bars)

after lo these many months, I have a new essay up on my blog. It's a close reading of Middlemarch through a trans lens, with detours into I Saw The TV Glow, Cecilia Gentili, and James Frankie Thomas. Read it 👇 substack.com/home/post/p-...

i think bluesky is kind of boring and that's why i prefer it to most other social media

New story! A man gets an assignment to save a lake and uncovers a secret. Also, there's a fish-twink. smokeandmold.net/issue-14-fal...

getting into art restoration youtube videos

my apologies to william vollmann, whose work i have not read but has a "guy who killed his wife" name

Wait i'm kind of washed

I kind of do want to use some kind of always-on AI service to catalogue all of the words I say in a day so i could go through them and make sure i know the etymology of every one as best i could

this is so funny 1st of all she truncated the NYer poem so it would sound lamer ur not gna catch a vibe off just that. & shes just ignoring everything carson actually won the nobel for to fit her point. why is it that everyone championing "Serious Literature" above all else are such unserious people

couples hslloween costume??

The drafts feature is a real fuck you to the superego.. ohh you thought you had something there?? you valiantly stopped me from posting? well guess what buddy

we should all fully internalize (if we haven't already) that google chrome/drive/docs/search are broken bloatware and that google is the microsoft of the 2020s. using a google service should be a punchline at this point

Hey are you okay you keep reposting After The Threesome They Both Take You Home by Sue Hyon Bae

god i haven't had a full night of sleep in weeks everything is fucked

ME TRYING TO CONVINCE MY FRIENDS TO GO SINK IN QUICKSAND INSTEAD OF GOING OUT FOR DRINKS AT THE BAR TO SAVE ON MONEY: FINE WEATHER FOR A QUICKSIE TONIGHT!

I've been using my special techniques. Soon, when I am able to recover my technical points, I will be able to use them again.

(The top left hole has two pigeons) #critterposting

the most annoying person you know: "I believe in coalition building. And what's a stronger coalition than friends you fuck???"

have we even TRIED simulating the pineal gland yet? might be worth a shot

Could a *novelist* be preoccupied with *masculine themes*? I guess it’s theoretically possible…..

My first paycheck was so small that I can't even afford a bus home. Please help if you can. Venmo: C-Kelley-2 PayPal: www.paypal.com/paypalme/cke...

undle in the park with george

Honestly this is something that i could say about any of twenty different things

i dont know man an image is just never gonna change my life. i have a hard time making myself interested in Photography

i hgave been so fucked up recently in a lot of ways but tomorrow i have an appointment for the pill that makes you normal

"GENERATION 67 QUI FAIT MAI 68"

tarot “reading” the cards have pictures on them

Having an annoying problem where my appetite is so low that i'm not eating enough to keep me asleep for eight hours i just wake up hungry halfway through and can't get back asleep

I added you to the group dream.

I would treat sluggo right

just learned that in population genetics they use the greek letter mu to represent mutation rate as a variable and that made me happy :)

I'm the type of beast who gets stuck at a local maximum