Casey Jones

People like this are a threat to national security.

Woody Harrelson reminds us, "Don't Look Up!"

A lot of people don't know it has a B in it.

More babies in Palestine have starved to death than Israeli civilians have been killed since October 2023.

I hope his mom, Tammy, doesn't see this.

The ol' flick and nic.

The good news is, that's gonna raise your electric bill $47. 😆

And Soviet Germany shit.

This is why I don't let paid Democratic influencers tell me I'm racist for criticizing Black leaders in the Democratic party. This is also why I don't let paid Democratic influencers tell me that a secret meeting with Kushner is no big deal. @cwebbonline.com

Anyone who thought we needed a Ned Flanders in this present moment was already on the loser bus.

Bankrupting a casino isn't that hard actually.

Shout-out to all the media reporting the story about AI agents having feelings and rights to consider with a straight face. You're a piece of shit.

I was poor 20 years ago, and 40 years ago. Yes they were.

The same Chicago police that run a black site where they regularly disappear people and hold them off the books so they can be beaten and have their civil & human rights violated?

Went from Eazy-E to The Offspring to N2Deep to Danzig. 👍

😂

The summer after my grandpa passed, I stayed with my gma to keep her company. We watched through my gpa's VHS collection of Westerns - including every John Wayne film. We also LOCKED IN on Wimbledon that summer. Honorable mention: Matlock, In the Heat of the Night, Days of Our Lives, & Jeopardy.

The country with flaming oil refineries, a war machine to feed, huge land area and population, and miles long queues at gas stations is going to send a bazillion million percent increase in oil supply. It's going to come down very quickly.

War crimes and genocide by WHO, NYT?

This should be a campaign ad. And every donkey who tries to campaign on a brunchier version of this policy should be excommunicated.

I will not mourn the shrinking of American empire and hard power. Especially in the Middle East, where we've seen its destructive effect for my entire 47 years of life, or in Europe where they have the means to defend themselves. 🤷

Project Meridian will be led by a weirdo, a beardo, & a fatty.

Nug & tug

Butter is $0.75 per stick just like he said. This is Duckspeak.

All the people, and it really seems like it's top to bottom all of you, latching onto the "Trump wants LA to get nuked" narrative are doing the same thing the crowd did when they cheered, reacting to your own misinterpretation. You're just doing it in faux disgust and they're doing it w/ real glee.

Nobody tell him about Words With Friends.

No he's not.

From under your bed?

Lincoln Project, Rove, Kristol, etc., all these guys are laundering their own legacy with the very fascism they animated in the name of realizing their college lunchroom fantasies and self enrichment.

"Hurry, everybody release your strategic oil reserves! Burn it all up! Suspend those gas taxes, you can always raise taxes later! You've got to protect the global rightwing from historic election losses!"

Sent my son a link to 'For the Cool In You' on Wednesday after it came up on here, and received this reply at 1am this morning. And for a few minutes, I wanted to believe the kids are alright.

Macklemore is the Ms. Rachel of Slim Shadys

Hide your wallet!

Dawgggg For those like 8 months when Newsom's team was cranking out AI slop memes and all the shit libs on here would call you a Russian bot. This dude is trash!

abolish the death penalty

My foreign large blend investments still outperforming the S&P by 12% over the past 12 months. Literal "fuck you" money, as far as I'm concerned - American corporations are dogshit, along with the federal government.

Enschmittification

Instead of asking for the name of the Cornell Jane Doe they need to get the names of the 50 other accessories to rape in the group chat 🙄

This is why the AI bubble exists, and why authoritarians love AI. Control.

Ofc, but if Don't Be Cruel is on one channel and Another Sad Love Song is on the other, I know which channel I'll be listening to.