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A week from tomorrow is the beginning of the END of the Orange Atrocity! 🍊 💩 #voteVoteVOTE

PSA: If you’re more upset about Obama making a joke about Cheesecake Factory than you are about Trump making it impossible for you to afford to EAT at a Cheesecake Factory, then congratulations, because YOU are an idiot, and an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.

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🚨 WAIT A MINUTE: Melania Trump is now being credited with brokering a ceasefire in Ukraine by the White House—just one week after Pope Leo personally called Vladimir Putin to push for the SAME THING.

Donald Trump just told Veterans poisoned by toxic water at Camp Lejeune that they’ll only get the money they’re owed if Republicans win the midterms. These are Marines and their families who drank contaminated water for decades, got cancer, and have been begging the government for relief.

PATHETIC. The American man was imprisoned and tortured as a result of the Russian illegal occupation of Kharkiv area - Izym. They make him shake hands and thank the Russians. PR election stunt to follow.

Disgusting beyond comprehension. Witkoff (and Trump and Vance) do not speak for most Americans on Putin or Ukraine. They are in a radical minority. Down with Putin.🇺🇦🇺🇸

Democrats, remember 2024? Don't make the same mistake again.

Uh, okay.

From serving their communities in New Jersey together as EMTs to becoming the first siblings to orbit the Earth, @captmarkkelly.bsky.social and Scott Kelly have always spent their lives answering the call to serve something bigger than themselves.

Could things get worse with another 2 years of Republicans in control? You do the math.

I'm sorry, but if you're outraged over Mary Peltola using a few offensive words but silent on Max Miller beating his wife, Ken Paxton protecting a child sex predator, Jon Husted hiring a Nazi as his political director, or any of the far worse Republican scandals this cycle, you can fuck right off.

Trump inviting Putin to attend the G20 summit in Miami after a Russian oligarch spent a small fortune financing a huge part of Don Jr.’s wedding seems pretty fucking suspicious to me.

Trump TV coming next!! 😱

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Jimmy Kimmel plays a montage of “Dozy Don”, the man who spent years calling Biden “Sleepy Joe dozing off at one event after another. The irony writes itself.

Stock Trades by Presidents While in Office: Bill Clinton: ZERO George W. Bush: ZERO Barack Obama: ZERO Donald Trump (first term): 517 Joe Biden: ZERO Donald Trump (second term): 24,000+, averaging >60 trades per trading day. This is why the crook in the Oval Office manipulates the markets.

Ossoff: "But Donald Trump basically says, 'we're going to sit on our hands and hope for the best.' And remember, he's conflicted. 1789 Capital -- I mentioned that venture firm that Don Jr is a partner in. They've invested heavily in AI labs ... the president is compromised."

Did Donald Trump have a stroke? 👀

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Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...

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Trump cut down cherry trees for which Washington DC is famous for one of his tacky golf courses. He’s planning to sell some of Yosemite Park to a private developer. He’s destroyed the East Wing. He’s threatened to demolish the Kennedy Center. That vulgar slob has no respect for beauty.

Trump brought tainted beef into the country that athletes were explicitly told not to eat during the last Olympics because it could taint their drug tests. That beef has now been recalled—what a stupid administration.

In case you've been wondering what Ghislaine Maxwell has been up to at the minimum security prison camp where Todd Blanche stashed her, I have an update.

The breakup

Pete Hegseth is a "disgrace" and a "clear and present danger" to our country and our servicemen and women who are fighting Trump's war. Ret. Major General Randy Manner

Cartoon by @mwuerker.bsky.social.

A TV talkshow host running the Pentagon? A podcaster running the FBI? A kook with no medical background running the National Institute of Health? A home builder with no intelligence as Director of National Intelligence? Gamers as air traffic controllers? This is not a serious administration.

Red Scare

The GOP is desperately trying to rewrite history, but just a reminder that Donald Trump was president during the lockdowns, and he awarded Fauci a presidential commendation for his work on COVID. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Marco Rubio is against birthright citizenship. But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen. Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship. But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother. They are both shameless hypocrites.

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Trump addresses the nation tonight. Let’s play “TRUMP SPEECH BINGO”… anyone who lasts 3 minutes gets a presidential pardon.

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the average price of gas when Biden left office was $3.12. Trump wants to throw a parade for himself over one station where it's $3.47.

We need to resign ourselves to hearing/seeing Donald use the words "dumocrat" and "communists" HUNDREDS—if not thousands—of times. That's what people with dementia often do: They latch on to certain words and repeat them.

You tell them Volodymyr 🇺🇦

Total and unconditional surrender

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$38 billion could fund: — A year of free healthcare for 4.7M Americans — A year of free school lunches for 45M American kids — Affordable housing for 4.7M Americans — A nearly $12,000 raise for every public school teacher