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You know they added the Koopalings to the Switch 2 version of Mario Wonder because of all the complaints about how it had shit variety for bosses

#visionquest Imagine if Vision had given Dum-E control instead "Hey, kiddo. Wanna see a magic trick?" *sprays him with a fire extinguisher*

There will never be trustworthy media in the US again until Skydance Corporation gets broken up.

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Eby should've called the snap election the next day after the BC Cons kicked out Rustad, and Milobar took over CentreBC. You've heard of "never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake", well I say, "interrupt your enemy when they're trying to fix a mistake"

If the BC Conservatives push out 3 more members, they will have officially lost HALF of their caucus since the last election.

What is it with AI CEOs being like "The technology we are working on will kill us all. It's incredibly dangerous. We're working on integrating it into more aspects of your lives. It'll end the world. We're going to keep building more of it. Heed our warnings about the products we're still selling."

BREAKING: Man 'Ashamed' of Supporting Leopards Eating People's Faces After His Face Was Eaten by Leopards #milo #politics #ice

Wild to think about how the BC Conservative Party essentially used those disaffected BC Liberal members to give themselves the legitimacy to become a major party again, and now that they've done it, they're pushing those people out.

Listen, do with this info what you will, but this is Milo back when he was openly gay vs. Milo now that he's pretending to be "cured".

The BC Conservatives undeniably would not be the Official Opposition right now if not for the members that are currently fleeing their caucus one by one.

If the Monster Raving Loony candidates in Clacton dropped out and endorsed Count Binface, would they call it a Loony-Bin Coalition?

Yes of course, in Clacton, the lifelong career politician who took a £5 million bribe from money-laundering crypto billionaires is the man of the people, and the perennial comedy candidate with a trash bin on his head is the political establishment. Bravo.

"Lindsey Graham? I thought for sure it'd be McConnell this time."

Get in loser, we’re going to Epstein Island

Gerudo royalty customs are wild. You mean to tell me that a society made up of almost entirely women still found a way to give one man absolute power over everyone else just for being a man?

BREAKING: Donald Trump, 80, just passed the buck for all of his failures onto everyone but himself

Is there away to tell my entire web algorithm that I bought the thing, so they can stop showing me ads for it everywhere?

I'm wondering if the Ocarina of Time remake won't just be a simple HD treatment of the original, (like Wind Waker or Skyward Sword) but more like giving it the Final Fantasy VII treatment?

You dislike Mark Carney because you're a conservative I dislike Mark Carney because he's a conservative We are not the same

Imagine if on Trump's last day in office, someone asks him to describe how he wants his presidency to be remembered in two words, and he just says "The Aristocrats!"

It’s really hot in my workplace, but it’s cool if I sit right below the air vent. I’m begging to be taken out silently by the protagonist of a stealth game.

When one of the Liberals’ biggest climate champions feels he must leave the Liberal caucus in order to fight climate change, it says everything you need to know about the government’s sense of urgency on this file. There is none. PM Carney has abandoned climate action at our collective expense.

Elon’s dih so weak he turned her into a Hasanabi head

Richard Nixon is probably rolling in his grave, realizing he could've gotten away with Watergate if he'd just did a hundred worse things, refused to apologize for any of it, and shouted "The Fake News attacks me for everything I do! Stop listening to them!" until the cows come home.

Guy who gets caught off guard because he was looking for drawings of Captain Watanabe from Spider-Man, so he searched “Spider-Man yuri drawings”

I'm just realizing that the Horizon games, which deal heavily with the idea of AI as part of humanity's downfall, came out JUST BEFORE generative AI chatbots were everywhere. I wonder how those games would've looked different if they'd come out DURING the AI bubble?

Legal experts just confirmed Danielle Smith's private health care law breaks the Canada Health Act. Wealthy patients pay to skip the line. Everyone else waits longer. Protecting public healthcare is the federal government's job. So why is PM Carney letting Conservatives dismantle it?

What you order on TEMU vs. What arrives

Listen listen listen, Eve better not start telling Mark "rearrange my guts" because that'll bring up some nam flashbacks for him. #invincible

Imagine being down bad for an influencer and then learning that she’s AI. At least dudes who jork to anime know what tf they’re doing

Imagine if two half-human fantasy creatures had a baby, and the baby got the human half of both. Like a centaur and a Minotaur had two kids, one of them is half horse and half bull, the other is just some guy.

This was BEFORE the raccoon story dropped. Satire is officially dead.

I want RFK Jr. to give a full, detailed report on the discoveries he made studying that raccoon dih

Today, the Liberals rejected our NDP motion to ban surveillance pricing - a dystopian practice that will drive up costs for Canadians if we allow it to take root. The NDP is the only party fighting to protect you from getting ripped off at the checkout.

#cdnpoli The NDP coming in second place in University-Rosedale is pretty good all things considered. These are Liberal strongholds at a time when the Liberals are surging, so doubling our votes in one of them is a win! Hopefully @avilewis.ca can keep the momentum moving forward.

Last thing the Mauler twins saw before they died #Invincible

Genuine question, who do you vote for if you don't want to end up with a Liberal MP?

Carney is being asked whether *any* politician is welcome in the Liberal caucus and he’s basically saying yes. There’s no line in the sand — as long as they tell *him* they support Liberal values, they’re welcome to the Liberal Party to grow his majority power. Yikes.

You’ve heard of force choking. Get ready for… Force testicular torsion