john

Wow, someone at ESPN had some time to go through the microfiche

This is obviously abhorrent but I would really like to know how he writes out the number "five hundred million" and who he thinks came up with that

Wow this Cowboys defense is HOT ass

Okay, we've got the competence out of our systems, time for things to get real dumb

Air to Ground Message: ON THAT NOTE TELL UR WIFE IM SORRY FOR ALL THE HATE THEY HAVE RECIEVED Area: Blaine, MN, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9 A: #a897ef65fa4 F: #fe714edbf0b

Unfortunately Trump continues to be the funniest man alive

portable sports

People need to be fired for this

leftism is when

Putting $10 in the Touchtunes and spending it all on soothing rain sounds

Love a 60:02 football game

Jags coach too busy malding about forward progress to call a timeout

What on earth was that call?

Alright now give it to the fifth stringer again

That's grounding but whatever

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

It is okay to trip a wide receiver

Glad we extended the game three extra minutes for that dumb bullshit

"ESPN Analytics says go for it" is the exact moment I knew we weren't converting

Credit where it's due, pretty much every other quarterback tries to get into a slide there rather than tough it out

losing Jalyx Hunt for the season because the Jaguars are apparently entitled to infinite do-overs on trying and failing to pick up a yard

Bank shot interceptions off the goal posts should be allowed

Might rather watch Saban Presented By Vrbo than this

CyberTruck owners:

They're calling it the most Philly wedding of all time

leborn janes

Loud boom in Fishtown/Port Richmond?

there's not an easy fix (that allows institutions to continue trading the health and lives of its students for piles of money)

It's either the All That sketch about glorp or this

Move the Linc to Delaware

This fucking line man

Just let Jalen huck it a few times I guess

Go birds

Like this post to die instantly

The NFL's rules are not beholden to concepts like inertia

Ken Paxton's wife telling Pennsylvanians "suck it up and vote for my shithead husband" might be the most entertaining part of this game so far

Extremely bad call

Two kids at the Applebee's booth next to us are doing running commentary on the game and they do NOT know much about football

This does not bode well for Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil