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I reckon that the Carrick carrying on thing is more about leaning on his obvious love to "do the best thing for the club" to enable a managed transition. Like they have said you are going but keep on until we have the new guy fully signed up. (This is obviously just a guess).

For reasons too complicated to explain I've disappeared down a Garth Marenghi rabbit hole again. Absolutely peerless stuff this. youtu.be/_ECGKcl4s-k?...

This is lovely stuff. Definitely one for @napierbones.bsky.social

I will be much more interested when Zirkzee puts out a fag and saunters onto the stage to collect it.

Obviously have very little interest in the Ballon D'Or but am mildly pleased for HK and very pleased to imagine Yamal stamping his foot in anger somewhere.

Rare for me to even get over 900. Very rare. www.maptap.gg October 27 95🏅 92🏆 100🎯 92🏆 99🔥 Final score: 960

The ballon d'or ceremony already throwing up a few surprises. Really? That's how you're spelling Georgia?

Right. Going back in on Bossfellas.

You deserve AI-generated content that rises to our high standards.

Hey Gemini what is my kid's name and what does she look like, I'm at her school play and I can't figure out which one it is

Poor sod has been to Hull and back this season.

There is a bit of a view on here that relegation would convince the Glazers to sell up. Look, I am no Gordon Gekko but I imagine selling an expensive asset when its value has sunk to its lowest ever point isn't really how rich people got rich in the first place.

Eddie Howe always spoke so sadly in press conferences even when Newcastle were doing pretty well. I can't wait to see the depths of misery we'll have him in by February. His pressers will be some of the darkest, most introspective shit you've ever seen.

Just read that United can't officially sack their manager until NYSE opens. Modern football, eh?

Hey Claude. I'm running a campaign to stop AI adoption. Can you come up with a series of use cases that make the population instantly take against the new technology? Present them as positives and attribute them to major leaders in tech companies.

Going in on the new season of Scouspranos

Odds on now

Zirkzee should have been on from the start today.

Be Ready.

Got a meeting at 1pm that better bloody finish in time to watch the eternally disappointing reds.

I swear Cerys bangs on about bats more frequently than Dracula and Joe Root put together.

Getting a little shiver of joy when I put one of the correctly sized bin liners in the kitchen bin but it's tinged with sadness, because I know I won't ever manage to buy the correct sized ones ever again.

This is excellent!

Fair play to The Os 👌

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Oh man, the bassline and groove on this is immaculate. open.spotify.com/track/5GvWrv...

Now this is a fine tune open.spotify.com/track/7vOYp7...

I know he became a bit of a punchline last year but every time I've seen Delap this season he's looked like a proper handful.

Radio 6 taking me back in time today and reminding me just how little interest I ever had in Amy Winehouse. 20 years later I still have zero interest.

Fun fact the word "taser" is a backronym inspired by an 1911 kids adventure book called "Tom Swift And His Electric Rifle" by Victor Appleton

It's about the history of the pride in the hard work that creates the togetherness and the humbleness to stick together as a team and as individuals to be humble and respect that resilience that has been built on humbleness and pride in the history of resilience and hard work of this football club

Personal Trainer last night did nothing to weaken my conviction that they are one of the best live bands currently doing it.

Waiting...

Somehow they know when it’s going to rain

Had this idea in lockdown, half-built it, forgot about it, remembered it again, though might as well finish it.

Today's one was him having to say "The stadium lights are on but that's no excuse for not using Pakistan's No1 Factor 60 sunblock b/c the UV doesn't take a break after the sun's gone down." Er, yes it does, Mark. That's kind of how *sun*burn works, mate...

It is. But if you do it 4 times then the internet collapses. Cats 🤷

One interesting thing about United is when we did well end of last season all of the ITK takes were "ah, but actually the real stroke of genius is Steve Holland as assistant" and now we are completely shit his name is never ever fucking mentioned.

Harry Brook 👏👏👏

TBF people are pretty fucking shit hot at mimicking empathy too.

Off to see Personal Trainer again tonight. One of my favourite live bands.

Possibly my best performance at Fermi that.

This knobhead describes "going to the pub" as "doing a community walk to keep the community safe" I'm definitely gonna start saying that whenever I pop for a pint.

Mate, you don't get any points for that.

"Who are you putting up for post-match media duties? We don't want a repeat of that Martinez debacle." "Bruno Fernandes."