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This is the second account in the past few days I’ve seen put out these bot posts, tell y’all peoples who join but abandon their accounts to stay active or leave completely cause their shit is getting hacked now

Me, before I quit a job years ago while making sure to salt the earth behind me on the way out:

27th of Owltober! A burrito-wrapped Burrowing Owl was admitted to a wildlife clinic to treat eye ulcers from suspected head trauma. The sender (anonymous) said "his favorite meal in care is mice and mealworms and he is very vocal now that he’s feeling better!" #owlsintowels 💛🦉

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VOTE FOR THE HOMIE!!!

Autumn Framing, Chicago.

“Nor roof” has me wheezing

Same. I need 4 more hours.

I feel like I want to make sticky ribs using Coca Cola w/garlic mashed potatoes & maybe carrots on the side. But why?

Rebinging “The Runaways”, Marvel absolutely wasted this and “Cloak & Dagger”, both of which could’ve been canon since they happen in the same universe as “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” & all of them experience The Darkhold

You just described Houston roads

i thought it was a Tracfone.

I’m in a gold Buick Lacrosse that smells like dirty scalp, the driver is willingly listening to SAS’ podcast & we’ve gotten in almost one accident since we left my job (the other driver wasn’t paying attention at all). I deserve better.

It’s public property. This is a non-issue, let’s move on.

I saw that headline, they can fuck all the way off

The laugh I needed, thank you

They put him w/ a bunch of 5-year olds bc he was very advanced at soccer... and then called the police bc he was kicking the 5-year olds asses. Part of me is sad but the other is glad this origin story is being covered so widely for when he ends up becoming the face of pro soccer.

Happy 105th birthday to the Chicago Theatre

Awww shit, here we go

I dropped to 4th place last night. 😭 if you get a chance, gon head and vote for ya boy 🥳🙏🏾 photography.maxim.com/t/B8G72VE2 Here’s some pics I took recently while in Detroit

39 years ago today, October 25, 1987, #TheSimpsons short “House of Cards” first aired on The Tracey Ullman Show on Fox.

RIP to this man. This is a really powerful 62 seconds of video.

I hope your enemies step on hot burning coals layered with legos.

They move the goalpost more than they do any actual work, it’d be impressive if it weren’t so stupid

Learning that my brother didn’t drown but in fact had cardiac arrythmia on the 10th anniversary of our mom being removed from life support after suffering from a stroke brings a certain comfort to me I can’t explain

Alrighty

And you just know that the parent(s) who called the cops on that child will get discovered & shamed. The league that made the decision to both trespass & ban the family from the league, resulting in their physical removal from the field? Gonna get national shame which’ll leave a stain on the league

Of course this happened in Florida. Of course it did.

I do not trust anyone whose role is manager but they don’t take time to have lunch, because why are you giving these folks more of your time than they deserve especially if they aren’t paying you for it? Absolutely not, and get the hell up from your desk too.

I am loving seeing Mike Tomlin get to open up socially like this, he has so much personality