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I don't want to hear about Twitter here.

Bullshit. They love Tax Cuts and Racism.

The trick here is that farmers aren't regular voters. Most farmers are professionals like her who know on which side their bread is buttered. They're wealthy landowners with perpetual cash flow issues. Even if Trump threatens the latter, Dems threaten the former, & the former is their identity.

oh i know why

A country that elected the current CIC twice believing SAS is overpaid is funny. #nbasky

"Bring back life form. Priority One. All other priorities rescinded."

Amazon Sports White Guys In Touch With The Kids meeting: "We have the best studio crew, tech, and most of the top announcers. I need to make my bonus by showing I changed things. Ideas?" "Kyle Lowry doing the Chris Farley Show as an interview segment, sir!" “Let’s operationalize this.” #nbasky

It's worth marking the start of the new season by noting that Inside the NBA used to be a watchable show on another network. Those facts are not related. It was also a watchable show that didn't include Shaq. Those facts are absolutely totally fucking related. #nbasky

Schools are being taken to task for allowing bullying and you have parents saying the stupidest things like, “don’t blame the schools, blame the parents” Yes, parents are a huge problem but some of those kids do not have safe spaces at home. Schools must do better.

Anyone who has wondered, "Why exactly would I need surround speakers that could, if adjusted properly, block out the center channel?" has never had to sit and listen to Noah Eagle blather over play after fucking play. #nbasky

Plus the whole "Evil has existed during all human history and it's not just one guy, or even 100K guys" thing.

If there's an America in 2126 it's going to be the Coalition of homeowners associations, not the United States

Yes there is a U.S. literacy crisis, but the class divide of the future will NOT be literacy. It will be possession of capital. The oligarchs are locking in a hierarchy that will ensure that the rich will have power no matter how stupid they are, and the poor will be powerless no matter how clever.

Yeah, you could explain the price-to-income ratio. Or you could just say American Baby Boomers are self-aggrandizing pieces of shit who had historically easy lives. But the latter would never fill out the word count. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Sure the poll numbers are great, but Cleetus (or Caitlin) voting on the price of gas isn't any different than voting on the price of eggs. Most Americans don't give a fuck about human rights. Until they do, we will always have to deal with this shit.

Note: TikTok - 15% owned by Musk pal Larry Ellison - permanently banned our "Musk" the movie account on the platform. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

Build a world where Shane Gillis, or more properly, people who think Shane Gillis is funny, will not be invited to holidays by their families. If we had already done that, we wouldn't be in a lot of the fucking messes we are in. But **your** uncle/neighbor/etc. is basically a nice guy, right?

Touristing around downtown Chicago the day after the marathon was not a great idea. My self-image issues are on meth with a megaphone.

I will never get the Oasis love or the Goo Goo Dolls hate as "Wonderwall" and "Iris" are essentially the same vibe.

Should be a Pulitzer nominee for feature writing.

I did. And I said what I fucking said.

The fact that Roberts is in Maine shouldn't surprise anyone. He's essentially a progressive there. Old, but not bloodthirsty. When the mic is on.

Well, we love guns but we pee ourselves over shootings, so ...

"People" know fuck-all about economics and love racism. It's why they've always seen him as "people." And vote for him.

Patriotic Freedoms.

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

Fuck you, Wine Mom. It's Fall. Not Cozy Season.

No.

It will never be presented that way, which is fine, because human rights is the preeminent issue. But right now the entire country is a case study in how White Guy management doesn't work.

If you need a longer synonym for the crossword, "Following Good Republican traditions" is more accurate.

We are doomed if we / because we belive they are redeemable. If eggs go up a nickel or they hear Spanish anywhere, they'll be back on their hate train. They won't be part of what saves us.

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

It's assimilating. The only true, universal American value is "I got mine."

Americans should pay for news. Then they can be concerned. You get what you don't pay for.

That converse ad is… weird. It’s like if you asked AI to hide KKK imaging in the shoe ad.

"Claude, balance my rock and roll and tradwife obligations."

"Bo French doesn't represent the party of Reagan" is one of the funniest sentiments ever.

If they tell you, unasked, you already know.

we're really living in a peak era for people who like to explain lore

If your music festival features "local bites" go fuck yourself.

The reason why they think their voters are this dumb and gullible is because they are.

Lost amid the "growing loneliness epidemic" (epidemics grow because that is what makes them that) and "increasing isolation of modern life" think-piece blather is the essential consideration of "Have you ever met any Americans in 2026? They really are just the fucking worst. Stay home at all costs."

And if you think this is wrong and needs to be addressed they call you a communist

Looks like one of the OG hustle culture techbro disphits found out that, unlike the US legal system, you can't disrupt the salary cap. #developersdevelpersdevelopersdevelopers #nbasky

We voted for racism when eggs went up a quarter. We are not a tough country.

The Supreme Court today said the current president had the unilateral authority to tear down the East Wing of the White House and build a monstrous ballroom. That means the next president will have the unilateral authority to rebuild the East Wing and tear down the monstrous ballroom.