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Hey I'm on a podcast. It would be cool of you to listen. www.rollthebonespodcast.com

I'm so tired of post-Reagan politics. If someone ran on a promise to aggressively raise taxes, at this point they'd have my vote, no matter what they wanted to do with it. Enough with pretending the best thing for a government is to starve it.

Shocked and amazed to discover that The Exorcist 3 is good, actually

ABBOTT: Japanese developers today have unique names, like FromSoftware COSTELLO: From what ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: I thought you said it was from Japan ABBOTT: It is COSTELLO: But what's the name of the developer ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: The Software's From Japan, though ABBOTT: Yes

I caught the restoration of The Devils at a local cinema last night, and it's a level of big budget, high effort insanity that honestly is all I want from film. The crocodile though

This is an INCREDIBLE joke.

Wait, when did everyone decide Iñárritu was bad, actually? I remember really liking Birdman, and not exactly being alone.

Oh wow, a $500 healthcare marketplace "refund" is definitely going to change my opinion on Trump. Yep, in fact you should send me about ten more of these checks and then I'll SURELY start voting red. My vote is for sale and I'm not insulted by this at all.

Boy, never meet your heroes, huh?

Coming from Celeste, the spike hotboxes in LOVE ETERNAL are so mean. I must complete this game.

Massively, massively disappointed. I mean he didn't have any idea what he wanted to do but it definitely wasn't this.

The conventional wisdom used to be that the president couldn't really affect the economy that much. I guess we never considered someone actively choosing to make the worst possible decisions at every opportunity.

Literally the only time I feel good is after a run and it is so hot out

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

#lastfourwatched Camp Miasma is so freaking good, and honestly I underrated Samurai Cop based on how entertained I was.

Maybe if we start adding lithium to the water supply in Silicon Valley these tech bros would fucking chill.

Camp Miasma is very very very very good.

Only about halfway through at the moment, but Lorelei and the Laser Eyes is incredible.

I have a very faint memory of a news story about Desert Storm playing on one of those TVs bungeed to a cart.

I've been to Dollywood three times. The second, I was tagging along with a rather large group of drag queens. I think Dollywood with drag queens is the best way to do it.

[Exit Queen.]

I feel like y'all are sleeping on this one.

Wet sweet chicken juice

I need someone to play Big Walk with and my partner doesn't game.

I want to see your weird art.

Absolute masterpiece

Sometimes it feels like the only way to be successful in America is to be pathologically confident and that just isn't me. You all look insane but I'm too scared to say that to your face.

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

I watched Backrooms last night, and I really love how much room there is in the script. There are so many places where a character in an inferior film would be dumping exposition, and in this movie, it just doesn't happen.

We'll keep on pointing at this comic by @skutchdraws.bsky.social and @hbomberguy.bsky.social until it's embarrassing for tech bros to call you a luddite for hating AI! More of Failure to Launch in the link bsky.app/profile/iron...

Tuna melts are underrated.

"Baby I got a dick like a clif bar, only 250 calories but you're gonna be full for five hours" My girlfriend is very funny.

I'd seriously consider finishing that confirmation class I bailed on when I was 16.

Well I was gonna pick up Marathon but I guess not any more.

My productivity hack? Two hours of Katamari music. youtu.be/8UcT1rJPw-U?...

Actually, hiking is a morally neutral activity. So is camping.

Partner quote of the day: "Grache's Whelp Juice"

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This Fox/Roku deal is just more evidence to me that we need a new, aggressive antitrust movement. Media consolidation has been incredibly harmful to our society. Break them up. (Also break up the banks, social media, healthcare, grocery stores, etc)

I just don't understand why we need another version of Persona 4. We didn't even need Golden. They could have just ported the original without 20 hours of worse content on a game that was already too long (that admittedly I loved).