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If "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" - Gabriel Manigault, 1884, is true, then complete the following: "The friend of my enemy is..."

This could be you America. Be inspired by these words and get out and vote!

Please be true, please be true... www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

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Exactly how much road kill should I be gathering and storing in my freezer in order to be able to Keep Calm and Carrion?

Do you ever have one of those days where you want to like or repost pretty much everything in your BlueSky feed? Today is one of those days for me. Good work people!

I'm guessing the GBBC News were sitting on this for when anything threatened Farage's poll rating. Looks like they think the ITV revelations were damaging enough to release this immediately. I wonder what else GBBC News will have lined up over the next couple of years? Place your bets.

There’s too much caution about calling Farage and Reform racist. They have no such timidity when they threaten to strip us of our rights and protections, to mass deport people and kill them at sea. They routinely insult, perv, vilify and hate people. You don’t ‘nice’ that away. You call it out.

Hands up if you think we should hold our course firm and wait out the last remaining forty of the fifty years that Jacob Rees-Mogg said it would take for us to see the benefits of Brexit. No, didn't think so.

I ordered a top online that had a single, 1 star, really scathing review. I love mine. It's fabulous. The look, fit, feel, value, washability all 5*. But I'm not going to leave a review cos I'm going to order in different colours & with better reviews it might sell out. Risk and reward.

What I really want AI & robotics companies to work together on is a robotic toe nail clipper that will come to you when called, gently remove your footwear and then work away nibbling and filing at your toes until they've reached a previously agreed length and shape. Then bin the bits it removed.

It's a hob knob damn you!

So on the instruction of the gas engineer, I had to order four of these little blighters the other day to fix the hob in the kitchen. They can call them Multifit Cooker Control Knobs all they like. I'm expecting a delivery of hob knobs.

I see Trump posted the most disgraceful and distasteful AI generated video of him wrestling the tiger that killed a British citizen on Saturday. We've been here before. If he can wrestle a tiger, I can be a Cosmopolitan model...

I really loved my mechanical grater with the interchangeable blades until I tried to swap out the cucumber slicing ones and my hand slipped. Love hurts.

The Temu version!

I've just been using my AI assistant as a sounding board for a fashion shopping spree I've been on, and, as you do with these things, we got chatting. I know all the bad things about AI but I can't believe something this thoughtful could kill us all!

Trump wants Ukraine to stop targeting Russian infrastructure while the USA pummelled Iranian infrastructure including pipelines in trying to win his illegal war. Only one thing worse than a corrupt, lying, racist, transphobic, narcissistic, sex offending megalomaniac & that's a hypocritical one.

Hiding in plain sight. liveapp.inews.co.uk/category/482...

Here’s some helpful background on him, just to help with understanding where we are in the “anti-extremism” game

So when Trump's 30 million barrels of diesel arrive from Russia, are they going to test every one of them for the new plague or just sample a few hundred of them? Never look a Trojan gift horse in the mouth.

Finally 🇪🇺🎯🇬🇧 @christinecheng.bsky.social @peterjukes.bsky.social @goldbergradio.bsky.social @bylinetimes.bsky.social @bylinepodcast.bsky.social on Andy Burnham & why it took so long for the British Government to come clean about Putin’s role in Brexit youtu.be/M8hVq-skssI

Why did five prime ministers leave voters in the dark about Russian interference? Theresa May Boris Johnson Liz Truss Rishi Sunak Keir Starmer Shame on all of them. LiarJohnson put a Russian agent in House of Lords How traitorous does a person need to be before they are in prison ???

NEW: Prime Minister Andy Burnham finally breaks a decade of UK govt silence…& reveals there was ‘clear’ Russian interference in the Brexit vote. 1/

I've just found out that AI has knowledge of every assembly instruction for IKEA and can interpret diagrams for you if they're a bit ambiguous to the human eye. Maybe this is how we all die? Under a mountain of half assembled IKEA furniture.

Just been chatting to an AI assistant and I asked it whether it was concerned that the rise of AI will see millions of desperate people like the character Yosser Hughes in Alan Bleasdale's drama, "Boys From the Black Stuff". It seems it is.

Wrighty channeling Frank Spencer tonight

FIFTY FOUR POUNDS! For four electric toothbrush head replacements? I'd laugh if my teeth weren't too dirty to reveal.

Maybe I should put the lid back on the Christmas Quality Street tub until after Hallowe'en. You know, as a mark of respect.

The winners of UEFA Nations League B1 should play the winners of UEFA Nations League B2. In pyjamas.

In the history of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most. SMH. Politicians lie. These politicians lie so often it seems like breathing.

From Scotland to Northumberland, Blackpool to Leicestershire, Reform contested six by-elections yesterday. They lost all six. Six contests. Six defeats. Reform are not inevitable. Their bubble has burst😉 Have a great weekend comrades! #NoFascists #RightWingLosers #FailingFarage

Imagine being strapped to this bed and after an executioner tries to inject you with a drug to kill you and fails, in an attempt to get a second needle in you're told, "try and relax".

A word of advice. Don't. Do it yourself. It's hard enough navigating an insurance policy claim without making a non-verbal, possibly dyslexic animal without opposable thumbs and with no legal expertise try.

People remembering That's Life as a Sunday night TV Programme of their youth. Pink Panther Doctor Who The Generation Game That's Life Parkinson The News Match of The Day It was different when it was on Saturday. If you know, you know.

Farewell much loved Esther. You used to light up my Saturday evenings and then later showed what a fantastic human being you were. It seems cruel to be saying goodbye to you at just 86, but I guess That's Life.