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That was a very good goal. Good build up, great finish from Barnes. He still needs to do more though.

Something good from out wide & we score. It's not fucking rocket science. Canny goal though, great ball from Murphy. Nice finish from Osula. #NUFC

Two very poor teams on display. Both of which will be in the Bottom 6 at the end of the season. Depressing. #NUFC #PALNEW

What is it about Manchester Utd & Portuguese narcissists? 🤷‍♂️

Had we beaten Coventry, or even just drawn, and not been battered by them, Sunlun would now NOT be bottom. So, silver linings eh!! #NUFC

I've said it before, but when everyone is fit. Dedic/Tino at RB Burn at CB Steur & Miley in MF with Nico MFP on the left Elanga on the right Prob Osula up top, but I'm not convinced. I'll take 17th now. With those from the Village of the Damned below us.

I couldn't give a toss about #ManU . But to be fair, Martinez is right. He should be nowhere near their team. Or any team in the PL.

On a personal level I've had a really horrible day. Really horrible. The next few days will be little better. So cheers #NUFC . This is just the 90 mins relaxation I was hoping for. Fucking abysmal. Properly embarrassing. Shamefully unprofessional. Weak as piss everywhere.

I'm also not having this atrocious lilac kit. It's making my eyes bleed. #NUFC

What a goal from Sven. I'd have had him off the pitch 10 mins ago 🤷‍♂️ #NUFC

Good shot. Shite defending. Jesus wept. #NUFC

This really is one of THE most embarrassing & stinking, steaming piles of horseshit I have ever had the displeasure of reading. The good people of the USA will be deeply ashamed. The MAGA morons won't care - they won't be able to read it anyway.

Btw, yes #SusanDell looks ridiculous & grotesque. But someone did that yo her & was paid $000s to do it. They should be prosecuted. It's abuse of a mentally fragile individual.

youtube.com/shorts/8F3Zr... Andy Burnham has made a fantastic short video on his proposals to the triple lock to fund a National Care Service. Please share far and wide. The media must not win.

Christ alive! 'Major headache' my arse. But it'sThe Chronic/Ryder - so par for the course. #NUFC

3 mins in & it's the same uninspiring, stage-managed sound-bites & horseshit from Badenough. And the celebration of Archer is nauseating. Just fuck off. For good.

Messi once again showing the Portuguese man-child how it’s done.

Trump isn't beating the "can't walk in a straight line" allegations

The Tories’ position on pensions is falling apart. A Shadow Cabinet member wants to replace the State Pension as we know it with something that offers 'dramatically less'. Only Labour will protect a rising state pension while building a new National Care Service. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula. Too easy.

Nothing is perfect, ever. But this is the best Conference speech by a Labour leader for years and years. And if you don't agree, I worry for you as you are screaming into the void & hoping for the impossible - both electorally & practically. #Burnham #Labour

Man Citeh Chairman, Khaldoon Al Mubarak, pictured this afternoon while delivering his 'it'll be fine' statement. #ManCity #115charges

Fantastic. #HWTZL

Exactly this. IF it happens, and IF it pans out as I fear, that might be it for me. The only saviour might be clubs having drinking/non-drinking areas.

As has been said by others before me, De Zerbi is one of, if not THE most overrated managers/coaches of all time. And it's hilarious. Poor little Sandro #NUFC

"Reform laughed at report its council tax paid for helpers would cost £85k back in June. Turn out they will cost £93k to tax payers. Dont think council taxpayers will find it funny, especially when council tax rises next year and spending cuts commence" via Reform Sunderland Watch

We zijn vanavond allemaal voor AZ, toch? #NUFC

Christ! ##NUFC

From The Athletic. Scandalously poor officiating, but even funnier all the same.

Every Word Is True.

Francis (@FrancisChipp) Step 5. Get reminded of your place in the food chain when he signs a new 5 year contract at Newcastle United✅ [Quoting @Scott_Pert: Manchester United about to School Newcastle in the art of negotiation for Lewis Hall. Step 1: Public announce interest. Step 2: Let (1/2)

And this open letter of support, signed now by 81k people.

just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.

Every. Single. Word. 👏👏👏

What on earth made Malick Fofana have second thoughts about signing for our chums from the Village of the Damned. It's a mystery ... #NUFC

Enriching himself through the presidency and absolutely no one will stop him.

Fraudizio has spoken. Let's hope he's correct. #NUFC

So, Matias Soule then? #NUFC

Thoughts for the lass singing in #NorthumberlandPark this afternoon. Has anyone called paramedics yet? Failing that, could someone just ask her to, well, stop.

👀 #nufc

Entirely uncontrovertial opinion. Pedro Porro is a prick. #NUFC

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke... Unfathomably stupid, ludicrous decision by #Glos to make #Durham come back tomorrow for their 4 runs for victory. Simply crackers.

Fantastically balanced panel on #SkySports for #TOTNEW. One former Sunlun director & 2 ex-Spurs players - constantly saying "we" when referring to Spuds. Smashing. #NUFC

Good. I hope it was agonising & slow.