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More woke nonsense from Gerwig

I mean it beats the bank logo

I Would Do Anything For Subs (But I Won’t do That)

Many a bluesky replier taking this unionization news as an opportunity to let you know that cheerleading is sexist and/or question why it exists.

How did that replay take so long? 2B was easily off the bag from multiple angles.

The Brewers have just barely gotten so many hits in this game. Off the glove, off the glove, just past this guy, just past that guy, and now a ball that just barely touches the LF line. Not hating, theyre hitting it hard, just saying.

Whoa And the Athletic should just formally give @katiejwoo.bsky.social two beats

Change has slowed and not that incrementally. Congress used to pass over 400 bills every two years. These last two terms will have averaged around 100.

The algorithms for New Jersey hockey fans who like Ken Russell movies are going crazy right now

All the press about The Devils reminded me of "You're Jamming Me" by Tom Petty and how it's a real swing-voting pot smoker's list of targets. Vanessa Redgrave, but also insurance, acid rain, pension plans, Pasadena, country clubs AND Eddie Murphy. Why Eddie Murphy?

It's a grim moment when "scam to get investment cash" is actually the best case scenario, as the alternative is bio-engineered murder dogs. This is the company that stuck a couple of genes into a wolf and claimed (/were reported to have claimed) to have recreated the prehistoric dire wolf

Competitive balance sits at the heart of the fight that will soon shut down MLB. So @theathletic.com took a deep dive into what the state of parity in MLB really is. @enosarris.bsky.social ran the numbers, and two takeaways stood out. Unlocked: www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

when u nut but she keep drawing a clock

What are we doing here

Searched and can’t find Bob Nightengale’s “Tigers in 3” prediction from the 2006 World Series. #stlcards

Not the biggest story today, but the reaction to that Natasha Lyonne tweet is a classic everyone is too online moment.

Peanut butter sandwiches. So delicious. So goddamn dry.

So we can tax the few percent more then?

I strongly suspect this gent is not old enough to make this assertion.

Wild image choice here

Trumpified my childhood address. It is now: 805 America Drive, Americaville, Americana, United States of America

If the tech was there, how hard would it be to put all these guys in their own San Juniperos where they get to do whatever they want and none of us have to suffer the consequences?

Same

Bothersome to me how that looks like Dame Maggie Smith

Does the body sit idle while the head bounces about promoting insurance? Or does it run free, able to pursue it’s own desires?

Thinking about when Victor Robles was telling the Praying Mantis on his cap how many outs there were 😭

"If you take the looong view, $30,000 really isn-" [shark from Deep Blue Sea leaps out of the water]

There's a specific span of years I can point to where getting $30k suddenly would have altered my current wealth significantly. Never mind daily bank balance, lack of overdraw charges, stress, mental health, etc... I'd have flipped out if that landed in my lap.

When you've 10,000 ft viewed yourself out of reality

I think there may be a day coming where the real definition of insanity is lost to time because of that dumb saying

Wanting more dramas from Hollywood and getting four simultaneous biopics is a real monkey's paw situation

What an own goal. Set an unnecessary ridiculous expectation for your bloodthirsty base only to publicly backtrack.

His Ignatius J Reilly vibes hadn't really hit me until now

ketchup is an interesting food because i have never eaten a homemade/fancy version of it and thought anything other than "i wish this was heinz"

Lee Cronin’s Lee Daniels’ The Butler Mummy

Nothing but respect for MY Long Days Journey Into Night

I still don’t get why this leaker thinks they have leverage. Ok you leak some footage. So what? You can’t play it. You leak the full game? Who can play it? You “spoil” the story. Who cares? The best thing about these games for me was always surprises and details that have little to do with the story

The idea of a biological reading preference is so funny

Congrats. You did it. I side with the corporation.

Jobs left behind a corporate mandate that every once in a while Apple has to make everyone go “what the fuck is that?”

Mog only like cave painting by Og. Not by Ka.

The best features of Bluesky are labelers and blocklists. Best labeler I use is “posts more than X times a day” Over 30 can be a red flag but it depends. Over 100 is basically a block outside somebody going viral. After that - the blocklist for people following over 10k accounts.

Reposting this today because it’s really cool (and I spent way too much time on the alt text)

Seems like every viral post there is a confidently wrong statement followed by a bunch of replies, 30 of which the OP either responds to with an insult or “ok haha I didn’t know”

You should pay for journalism you value. On a related note note I can’t help snickering when I hit a Business Insider paywall.

Credit to Frank for trying to make NextDoor the best version of itself