I Take Zyns not Dramamine

Dan Bongino furiously shaking an old monkey's paw curled into a fist "Not like this! Not like this!" He screams, his career fades away in front of his eyes "One of my eyes also saw that" Says Kash Patel, who was in the same hallway

I need a job that doesn't make me throw up from stress at the end of the day

the Lion King of Blowjobs

Growing up in rock age we no hear about man die of normal tooth tiger attacks

Desire Apes Connecticut, Vital Records, Prior to 1850

Good to see that when actual freedoms get limited by the federal government and supreme Court that every libertarian guy is just sitting at home clapping like a seal for more

Jeff Dunham's specials are hilarious unintentionally because they document him getting married and having kids, hating his wife and kids, and then losing his wife and kids

The pervasive careers of sex offenders in the Democratic Party sure isn't helping to dispel the qanon conspiracy theories about the party being run by a pedophile cabal. It probably looks more likely to them, as they watch Clinton and Cuomo's smug display in New York.

seeing a lot of advice aimed at the democrats (spend your wealth helping people instead of on podcasts & loser consultants) that is very good in some contexts (helping people & winning elections) but very bad in another (it is aimed at the democrats, who do not want to do that)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 21,1952

The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬

the democratic party got a single gen z representative with david hogg and he started actually representing the resentment young generations have to old and weak democratic leadership and canned him. pathetic. this party will genuinely never change and keep losing to republicans. bleak

The H3 Ethan and Hasan 'debate' is so bad. Ethan's understanding of language and substantive topical knowledge are both so weak that he's just flailing the entire time in the most unhinged ways possible. His producer should have mercy killed this stream before it went on for almost five damn hours.

Burning off my fingerprints because I'm on the autism registry and want to paint Warhammer without being traced

Hey RFK, if you want to help people with autism then buy me some weed.

petition to be able to make jokes on Bluesky without combative liberals asking for citations lmao

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

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Mayor McCheese Water so divine tonight

The idea that there’s a loophole for due process if they just ship you to a slave labor gulag immediately is so offensively stupid that it’s hard to wrap your mind around.

calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious

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apnews.com/article/stoc... I don't know anything about the economy, is this good?

I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.

Thank you Donald Trump, for liberating me from my retirement savings!

this shit sucks so much, most of us have lived through at least 3 other recessions now im just so sick of this shit they just keep stealing our future from us

It has never been so profitable to smuggle cigarettes in a pontoon boat across the Gulf of America Stocks are way up

This is like if the guy from Kung Pow who was trained wrong as a joke somehow became the head martial arts instructor

Nintendo Switch 2 prices have me ready to Switch 2 emulation 💅

I feel like I would be more productive if my psychiatrist cut the crap and gave me some medicinal meth I want the stuff they were giving Kennedy

when they put cats under anesthesia they pull their tongues out of their mouth bc it's an easy way to tell if they're getting enough oxygen it is also very cute bc when they wake up they pull their tongue back into their mouth and start bobbing their heads and it looks like theyre watching tennis

The United States is just a result of focusing all of our Civ science points on Robocop, Bombs, Oil, and Opiates now we are in that future ten turns later and things are getting fucked up and weird shout-out to Sid Meier I love you man Can you make another pirate game do Spore again <3 we be fren

RFK Jr IS wrong. His rhetoric is going to cause children to die because he's telling many young parents, many first time parents, that their children are better dead than autistic. It's just eugenics. You are telling parents that if their children are like me, they aren't worth raising.

i'm just gonna take the day to lib out. sear some tofu for lunch, dig the obama '08 hat out of the closet, and chromecast some sorkin up on the tube